The funniest tweets from the world of football this week, featuring Steven Gerrard, a must-read from Christian Benteke, Kai Havertz, No Context Eric Bailly, Billy Sharp’s brilliant commentary, and lots of Peter Crouch.
This is simply marvellous.
*PUMPING HYPE TWEET*
— Manchester City (@ManCity) March 6, 2021
Looking forward to that glorious day when lockdown ends.
When you lose your mate in the club on 22nd June and ask your other mate where he is: pic.twitter.com/TBUypywRll
— Louis Beneventi 🤌🏻 (@Louis_Beneventi) March 3, 2021
Hail to the bus driver.
The bus driver when he drives past another bus. pic.twitter.com/kQPMCn60xN
— Jonny Sharples (@JonnyGabriel) March 1, 2021
He’s not wrong…
Havertz season highlights 20/21 pic.twitter.com/q54i6o4Di3
— J!🥤 (@JKnowsBall) March 4, 2021
It’s the most elite way to beat your rivals, to be fair.
— Christian Benteke (@chrisbenteke) March 4, 2021
An iconic strike partnership if I ever saw one.
To think they replaced us with Torres and then Suarez 🤷🏼♂️ https://t.co/9qFMFzqRfP
— Peter Crouch (@petercrouch) March 2, 2021
Speaking of Peter Crouch.
Amazing technology being trialled by BT Sport. You can watch the Fulham-Spurs game from the perspective of Peter Crouch pic.twitter.com/7dPzPoSCTS
— Tom Williams (@tomwfootball) March 4, 2021
This is beyond creepy.
— Peter Crouch (@petercrouch) March 5, 2021
Mikel Arteta might as well copy from David Moyes, his Arsenal team are behind him in the Premier League table after all.
— Carl Anka (@Ankaman616) March 5, 2021
Man United know where their true priorities lie.
"Fastest growing TikTok, you'll never sing that" https://t.co/jJ80Rjcdgn
— Paul Hirst (@hirstclass) March 5, 2021
Don’t try and understand Eric Bailly. Just let him be and marvel.
— No Context Eric Bailly (@NoContextBailly) March 3, 2021
Poor Khalid Koulibaly. Someday someone will pay Napoli what they want for you.
Koulibaly every single Transfer Window pic.twitter.com/RYSeQpxBDI
— “ (@Livehpool) March 6, 2021
Some goal celebrations just stick in the mind.
Bafetimbi Gomis when he made it 2-2 vs Chelsea 14/15 https://t.co/ujvd7HL63v
— Liam (@niamlewton) March 3, 2021
We definitely need Sheffield United’s Billy Sharp to go into commentary when he retires.
"Jagielka with the bald head!" 😂
Jags & Billy commentate on some of their most memorable moments. 🎙👇
— Sheffield United (@SheffieldUnited) March 5, 2021
Remembering what could have been on Independence Day in Ghana.
Ghana if Gyan scored the penalty pic.twitter.com/puQE24xWwb
— Kwame Kensah 🇬🇭 🇬🇭 (@sexy_ghanaian) March 5, 2021
Nothing better than shithousing your way to victory on a video game.
The most beautiful thing I've ever seen pic.twitter.com/OTwd2KcPgT
— Out of Context Football Manager (@nocontextfm1) March 4, 2021
Maybe Manchester City aren’t a problem for the Premier League in the way some suggest.
Definitely get “genuinely worried” about City pic.twitter.com/e7OFVAyHwY
— slbsn (@slbsn) March 1, 2021
Your weekly reminder that they will let just about anybody on TV these days.
Stephen Warnock just said that Benteke did so well at Villa because he had Stewart Downing supplying the crosses. Downing left Villa in summer of 2011. Beneteke joined Villa in summer of 2012. Warnock himself was still at Villa until January 2013. #avfc
— Foxy (@FoxyN77) February 28, 2021