The funniest tweets from the world of football this week, featuring WWE legend Kurt Angle, Scott Parker spitting bars again, a classic Wayne Rooney moment, and Peter Crouch channels his inner Rod Stewart.

Clever.

“When was the last time you were able to go on an away day?” pic.twitter.com/KwCdhDzTlb

— Hayley Jordan (@HayleyATFC) January 10, 2021

Yes, what Arsenal could definitely do with right now is having their supporters telling them they suck.

Arsenal using my theme song. The only thing missing, due to COVID, is 30,000 fans chanting “You Suck”. #YouSuckCovid #itstrue https://t.co/VQncpBsoin

— Kurt Angle (@RealKurtAngle) January 14, 2021

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Try and not read this in Frank Lampard’s voice in your head. It’s impossible.

“Yeah *little chuckle* the lads ain’t hugging anymore. I mean I never got hugs anyway. But yeah *wry smile, serious frown* I’ll be making sure we abide by the rules of our elected government. Thanks Des” https://t.co/sCY8dohn9Z

— Emily✨ (@_emilyoram) January 14, 2021

Spoken Word Scott Parker is back, baby!

Dry your eyes, mate. pic.twitter.com/KpazjHTpl8

— Seb Parkinson (@sebparkinson) January 14, 2021

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Spurs’ season in two screenshots.

How it started How it ended pic.twitter.com/2zItmc8Zft

— Matt (@maffyou) January 14, 2021

#thfc are playing the same @PremierLeague match on repeat, but just against different opponents.

— Hotspur Related (@HotspurRelated) January 13, 2021

We all have our burdens to bear.

found on Steve McQueen’s wikipedia entry, dying pic.twitter.com/ExRxUvWeIF

— Max Rebo’s Roadie (@KevKoeser) January 14, 2021

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Where’s the lie?

Man City players when they step up to take a pen https://t.co/t9HgV08B5L

— Max. ♣️ (@AFCMax9) January 13, 2021

Peter Crouch’s Rod Stewart impression was the highlight of the FA Cup fourth round draw.

So much time for @petercrouch going full Rod Stewart 😂🤣#EmiratesFACup pic.twitter.com/n2532L21I8

— Football on BT Sport (@btsportfootball) January 11, 2021

Although Liverpool and Man United fans won’t forgive him for pairing them together.

I’ll head straight to the spare room 🤦🏼‍♂️ https://t.co/PFczFVGckE

— Peter Crouch (@petercrouch) January 11, 2021

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In the week where Wayne Rooney retired from playing football, let’s recall his most iconic moment.

pic.twitter.com/IizwbDnv9J

— No Context Wayne Rooney (@nocontextRooney) January 15, 2021

This week also saw the anniversary of another iconic performance.

On this day in 2013 I fulfilled a childhood dream and scored two goals for @chelsea
To all those who had me in your @OfficialFPL team…you’re welcome 👍🏼#OnThisDay pic.twitter.com/2vLGWkqV3m

— Jonathan Walters (@JonWalters19) January 12, 2021

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You have to respect someone who sticks to their guns.

Always good to see Stockport manager Jim Gannon in the news. His refusal to do Sky interviews after the company failed to fix his broken Sky box is one of my all-time favourite stories.

— Phil Blanche (@philblanche) January 11, 2021

Ba-dum-tish.

Bet he’s on Peanuts there. https://t.co/4LexM2UqvB

— David Preece (@davidpreece12) January 13, 2021

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Big Donnie is a history maker. Just not in the way he would like.

Donald Trump has been impeached as often as Schalke have won a Bundesliga game since December 18, 2019. https://t.co/vndSZTD2iO

— Richard Jolly (@RichJolly) January 13, 2021

Donald Trump on a hat-trick.

— Jonny Sharples (@JonnyGabriel) January 13, 2021

Wait, ITV’s The Premiership passes for nostalgia now? Time moves too fast.

The Premiership intro >> MOTD intro
Fuck those wack trumpets, real nostalgia right here. pic.twitter.com/opt8Srnlns

— Fuad (@FuadCadani) January 13, 2021

A true gent.

Nobody should feel alone during what is another difficult time. If any #twitterclarets are feeling low or you know anybody who needs support, my DMs are open. Drop me a message with as many details as possible and I'll help in anyway I can. Let's all look after each other. #UTC pic.twitter.com/SD1U963IbW

— Jay Rodriguez (@JayRodriguez9) January 14, 2021

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