The funniest tweets from the world of football this week, featuring WWE legend Kurt Angle, Scott Parker spitting bars again, a classic Wayne Rooney moment, and Peter Crouch channels his inner Rod Stewart.
“When was the last time you were able to go on an away day?” pic.twitter.com/KwCdhDzTlb
— Hayley Jordan (@HayleyATFC) January 10, 2021
Yes, what Arsenal could definitely do with right now is having their supporters telling them they suck.
— Kurt Angle (@RealKurtAngle) January 14, 2021
Try and not read this in Frank Lampard’s voice in your head. It’s impossible.
“Yeah *little chuckle* the lads ain’t hugging anymore. I mean I never got hugs anyway. But yeah *wry smile, serious frown* I’ll be making sure we abide by the rules of our elected government. Thanks Des” https://t.co/sCY8dohn9Z
— Emily✨ (@_emilyoram) January 14, 2021
Spoken Word Scott Parker is back, baby!
Dry your eyes, mate. pic.twitter.com/KpazjHTpl8
— Seb Parkinson (@sebparkinson) January 14, 2021
Spurs’ season in two screenshots.
How it started How it ended pic.twitter.com/2zItmc8Zft
— Matt (@maffyou) January 14, 2021
— Hotspur Related (@HotspurRelated) January 13, 2021
We all have our burdens to bear.
found on Steve McQueen’s wikipedia entry, dying pic.twitter.com/ExRxUvWeIF
— Max Rebo’s Roadie (@KevKoeser) January 14, 2021
Where’s the lie?
Man City players when they step up to take a pen https://t.co/t9HgV08B5L
— Max. ♣️ (@AFCMax9) January 13, 2021
Peter Crouch’s Rod Stewart impression was the highlight of the FA Cup fourth round draw.
— Football on BT Sport (@btsportfootball) January 11, 2021
Although Liverpool and Man United fans won’t forgive him for pairing them together.
I’ll head straight to the spare room 🤦🏼♂️ https://t.co/PFczFVGckE
— Peter Crouch (@petercrouch) January 11, 2021
In the week where Wayne Rooney retired from playing football, let’s recall his most iconic moment.
— No Context Wayne Rooney (@nocontextRooney) January 15, 2021
This week also saw the anniversary of another iconic performance.
— Jonathan Walters (@JonWalters19) January 12, 2021
You have to respect someone who sticks to their guns.
Always good to see Stockport manager Jim Gannon in the news. His refusal to do Sky interviews after the company failed to fix his broken Sky box is one of my all-time favourite stories.
— Phil Blanche (@philblanche) January 11, 2021
Bet he’s on Peanuts there. https://t.co/4LexM2UqvB
— David Preece (@davidpreece12) January 13, 2021
Big Donnie is a history maker. Just not in the way he would like.
Donald Trump has been impeached as often as Schalke have won a Bundesliga game since December 18, 2019. https://t.co/vndSZTD2iO
— Richard Jolly (@RichJolly) January 13, 2021
Donald Trump on a hat-trick.
— Jonny Sharples (@JonnyGabriel) January 13, 2021
Wait, ITV’s The Premiership passes for nostalgia now? Time moves too fast.
The Premiership intro >> MOTD intro
Fuck those wack trumpets, real nostalgia right here. pic.twitter.com/opt8Srnlns
— Fuad (@FuadCadani) January 13, 2021
A true gent.
Nobody should feel alone during what is another difficult time. If any #twitterclarets are feeling low or you know anybody who needs support, my DMs are open. Drop me a message with as many details as possible and I'll help in anyway I can. Let's all look after each other. #UTC pic.twitter.com/SD1U963IbW
— Jay Rodriguez (@JayRodriguez9) January 14, 2021