We are back with the best tweets of the week from Football Twitter.
Last week was a banger, can this week’s column live up to it? Let’s see.
Jamie Carragher was responsible for one of the most award moments ever captured on a live football show.
Jamie Carragher's joke about Kate Abdo is now in cartoon pic.twitter.com/u60K7VfsDF
— Omar Momani (@omomani) March 15, 2024
Kate Abdo responded in typically classy and brilliant fashion.
Another HIT @kate_abdo intro ????❤️ pic.twitter.com/SeyhgMfeGU
— CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️ (@CBSSportsGolazo) March 13, 2024
Tim Sherwood ran Carragher close for the worst comment on a match broadcast.
Why the fuck would you say this skwndiwjdjwjdje pic.twitter.com/ik65SzWJa2
— Ben (@CriminalCosta) March 12, 2024
Important team news regarding Kate Middleton.
They talking like she’s coming back in time for the title race off an ACL https://t.co/8mQJHvvg3y
— #DISUNOMICS (@_NOMICS) March 14, 2024
That explains it.
Maybe Kate Middleton has run off with Tyrell Malacia
— Anti (@Unc1eAnt) March 14, 2024
Ben White refused a call-up to the England squad from Gareth Southgate. I’m sure the reaction to his decision was completely fair and level-headed…
Genuinely one of the most unhinged sentences ever committed to the page. pic.twitter.com/v41TiA3NK4
— Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social (@kelly_welles) March 15, 2024
Meanwhile, Kalvin Phillips can’t even get a look-in.
Kalvin Phillips must be the first player in history to lose his international place by actually playing.
— Dan (@Dan23_92) March 14, 2024
Lovely scenes in Bournemouth as Tom Lockyer returned to a standing ovation.
Lovely moment as Tom Lockyer gets a fine ovation from all sides of the ground. Makes a point of thanking the medical staff and signalling it is they who deserve the praise. pic.twitter.com/tj4K2siDKm
— LutonNews_LTFC (@LutonNews_LTFC) March 13, 2024
Tom Lockyer speaks on his return to the Vitality Stadium. ????️#BBCFootball pic.twitter.com/XqK5QdVm3E
— Match of the Day (@BBCMOTD) March 13, 2024
Brighton took a swing and a miss on the banter front this week.
Sort of humour that Richard Osman would enjoy. Terrible. https://t.co/TDgWyLPM3R
— GeorgeWeahsCousin (@WeahsCousin) March 14, 2024
Atalanta showed them how it’s done after they were drawn with Liverpool in the Europa League.
See you soon in Bergamo, @LFC! ???????? pic.twitter.com/rcuVYOmc4C
— Atalanta B.C. (@Atalanta_BC) March 15, 2024
This is why they call it the beautiful game.
After a Wolves ball boy refused to give the ball back to Coventry earlier in the game, Coventry City manager Mark Robbins celebrated right in front of the Wolves ball boy after there 100th minute Winner ???????????? pic.twitter.com/1zgCgkcnud
— The 44 ⚽️ (@The_Forty_Four) March 16, 2024
If they and Leicester City make it to the FA Cup final, then we could be in store for an incredible couple of days.
Still possible – if highly unlikely – that Coventry v Leicester could be both the FA Cup Final and Championship Playoff Final, both at Wembley and currently scheduled to be 24 hours apart
— Jamie Weir (@jamiecweir) March 16, 2024
Coventry gunning for glory after shocking Wolves at the death
That’s a neigh for me, Clive.
Coming like he got sent off and he’s watching in the dressing room ???? https://t.co/IfyLGqs2QT
— M (@m_thfc__) March 15, 2024
The Cheltenham Twitter admin had one job – write the words ‘Fergie Time’ – and they couldn’t even get that right.
Ferguson time at Cheltenham! ????
His horse Monmiral wins ???? pic.twitter.com/xbQ8gdodfd
— CheltenhamRacecourse (@CheltenhamRaces) March 14, 2024
I think they need to go back to the drawing board with this title.
Billing it like an underdog UCL run ???????????? pic.twitter.com/fdh6zpIh79
— ͏͏͏???????????? ⌖ (@cagiago_) March 14, 2024
This has to be the best football statistic ever tweeted.
There have been more Watford managers since 2019 than there have been Dalai Lamas since 1589. https://t.co/8fC2eTqiPd
— Will Robinson (@WillRobinsonUK) March 10, 2024
Quincy Promes is a stupendous moron.
He left Russia knowing he had a bounty on his head, this guy might be the dumbest criminal alive https://t.co/yZV1ZYPALK
— – (@IJReviewss) March 13, 2024
Perfect commentary, no notes.
https://t.co/b8FXrLyINQ pic.twitter.com/xJZhBcmZvj
— Dundee Derry ???????? (@DundeeDerry) March 14, 2024
Jordan Henderson has never come closer to punching an interviewer square in the face.
Henderson thought Saudi was a culture shock, lets see him realising how brutal the Dutch are in their approach ???????????????????????? pic.twitter.com/23KjIYdQ3r
— a. (@amer1nh0) March 13, 2024
This tracks.
phil foden gave his mum 30g of amber leaf for mother’s day
— RondelleHobbs (@RondelleHobbs) March 10, 2024
This is how you flirt.
henrik larson levels pic.twitter.com/eTLdncsAjz
— beth 🙂 (@betthbrotherton) March 14, 2024
Nigel Adkins is a delight.
I’m convinced this man was sent to Earth to solve all World problems. Simply poetic ???? #TRFC pic.twitter.com/AGe5Ouhrse
— Scott Froggatt ???????? (@scottyfroggatt) March 13, 2024
Imagine conceding a game winner like this in the last minute of the game. You’d hang up your boots.
THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT THE WINDY CITY
Stoppage-time scenes in Chicago! ???? pic.twitter.com/8vZQppXIHL
— Major League Soccer (@MLS) March 16, 2024
Everyone who captained Dominic Solanke in FPL last week.
Bournemouth with Sheffield United (h) and Luton (h).pic.twitter.com/kLDIq6B2WH
— Andy (@LetsTalk_FPL) March 13, 2024
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Nottingham Forest are determined to break PSR just to sign reserve goalkeepers.
The film ‘Speed’ but there's a bomb strapped to Nottingham Forest and if they don't sign a new first-choice goalkeeper each transfer window it will explode. https://t.co/pFLOzC6iyD
— Jonny Sharples (@JonnyGabriel) March 13, 2024
Liverpool’s affinity with Cork grows by the day.
Cillian Murphy his entire, distinguished, Oscar-winning career: ????????♂️
Cillian Murphy at Anfield with his kids and Virgil van Dijk: ???????????????????????????? pic.twitter.com/6MARf9slP0
— Dermot Ward (@chizmund) March 11, 2024
Liverpool starlet praises Klopp & Van Dijk influence
The Reds beat the snot out of Sparta Prague on Thursday.
Sparta Prague’s manager to Klopp at half time pic.twitter.com/6pmXIWBiC7
— Alex Grannell (@alexgrannelluno) March 14, 2024
The perfect name for Stoke City’s home.
You’ve heard of the Theatre of Dreams but may I also suggest pic.twitter.com/Hz5enUjjlc
— The Wizards of Drivel // Stoke City Podcast (@wizardsofdrivel) March 16, 2024
You can’t help but read this in Big Ange’s voice.
My Desert.
My Arrakis.
My Dune mate. pic.twitter.com/3Brl1yqD7b— Semtex Farmhand (@semtexfarmhand_) March 16, 2024
The cat is probably easier to listen to, to be fair.
https://twitter.com/benjamarkr/status/1767997585799729177
A legend bows out.
Maybe the last FA Cup tie I’ll ever call ???? Thank you for the big finish!! pic.twitter.com/esJeWO4ygi
— Clive Tyldesley (@CliveTyldesley) March 16, 2024
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