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Five of football’s masters of the Dark Arts

For all of the good intentions of playing football in the right manner, the essence of the game is about winning and some players will literally do anything to grant their sides a marginal advantage and get over the line.

Mastering the morally questionable methods of overcoming opponents is often referred to as the ‘dark arts’ and we’ve looked at five of the best modern exponents.

Five of football’s masters of the Dark Arts:

Sergio Ramos

Sergio Ramos is a footballer whose will to win knows no boundaries. Ramos has shown, for some time, he is prepared to antagonise his way to an advantage against any opponent.

The Spanish centre-back has been arguably the best defender of his generation but polarises opinion among the masses given his approach to the game, possessing a win-at-all-costs mentality and penchant for upsetting opponents.

From his UFC-inspired ending of Mohamed Salah’s Champions League final in 2018, to his twice-seasonly assaults on Lionel Messi in El Clasico, Ramos’ reputation is thoroughly deserved.

Football is often labelled the beautiful game, but Ramos is a player who embraces the ugly side of the sport, a man happy to push his luck and do much more than just ruffle feathers.

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Ramos may not be to everyone’s taste, but his approach has made him one of the most successful footballers of the modern era and a serial winner with club and country.


For so long the centre-back partner to the aforementioned Ramos at Real Madrid, the two defenders spent a decade as the pantomime villains in chief at the Bernabeu.

Pepe’s stud marks were often left imprinted on the legs of opposition forwards, whilst the Portugal international was far from afraid to writhe in ‘agony’ himself in a bid to influence refereeing decisions.

He may be approaching the twilight of his career with Porto, but the veteran continues to frustrate and wind up opponents with all manner of methods learned over a career of huge success.


Dives, dissent, kicks and niggles are all a part of Pepe’s array of party tricks, the defender never afraid to launch himself into the heat of the battle – two feet up, of course.

Diego Costa

Diego Costa regularly took on the twin threat of shithousery superstars Ramos and Pepe, the all-action Atletico Madrid forward the perfect sparring partner for the centre-back duo.

Costa was the ideal spearhead for both Atletico and Chelsea during the peak years of his career, a player willing to take on backlines singlehandedly with pace, power and artistic antagonisation.

Some of the Spain international’s most memorable moments include coaxing Gabriel Paulista into a red card during a London derby with Arsenal, and a bizarre head-butt/hug hybrid on Gareth Barry that ultimately resulted in a red card against Everton.

Costa’s chaotic style may have resulted in a less-than-exemplary disciplinary record, but countless acts went unpunished as he brought brilliant bastardry to the highest level.

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With VAR having now taken hold of the game and dark arts harder than ever to get away with, Costa may just have been the last of a dying breed.

Luis Suarez

Exceptional footballer and long-time member of the dark arts community, Luis Suarez’s career has been filled with moments of magic and madness.


A younger Suarez’s style was often resemblant of the Looney Tunes Tasmanian Devil as he whirled around the pitch at a frantic pace, rarely giving defenders a moment’s peace and ensuring any opponent was fully aware of his presence.

Tumbling theatrics to win decisions, a controversial goal-line handball in a World Cup quarter-final and three notorious bites are just a small collection of the incidents which have seen Suarez launch himself over the line of morality to help his side to victory.

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Diego Simeone

Our final selection is a man who has taken his love of the dark arts from the pitch to the touchline, Diego Simeone’s reign at Atletico Madrid has seen the Spanish side become arguably the most frustrating opponent in European football.

No stranger to blurring the boundaries between right and wrong during his playing days, Simeone is a man who would slide tackle his own nan if it meant three points.

The Argentine revels in his side being the biggest wind-up merchants on the continent, Atletico’s antagonists masters of play-acting and time-wasting, all whilst in a militantly organised defensive shape which often resembles an antidote to free-flowing football.

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Their style of football is added to by Simeone’s antics as he gets under the opposition’s skin, whipping crowds into a frenzy and gesticulating wildly to his troops across the white line.

Read – Five times El Cholo’s Atleti sh*thoused their way to famous Champions League wins

See also – Iconic Performances: The night Zinedine Zidane dominated Brazil

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