This week bore witness to some banger tweets from the world of football Twitter.
Without further ado, enjoy!
Sam Kerr is in hot water, but she found a lot of new fans this week regardless.
https://t.co/9TMWzoCuNY pic.twitter.com/PnlOiylQzT
— Tas Gunner (@GunnerTas) March 7, 2024
What is the charge? Enjoying a slur? A succulent anti-white slur? https://t.co/SlVQxeDhqB
— Tom Studans (@maximumwelfare) March 6, 2024
Lionesses learn Euro qualifier opponents
The women’s game has a long way to go before it can catch up with the men.
https://twitter.com/FreddyQuinne/status/1764976819277648296
This needs to happen and Chelsea need to hire a camera crew to film the whole thing.
I've never wanted something to be true more than this in my entire life 🍿 https://t.co/Wwf4q1hYOp
— Talking THFC (@TalkingTHFC) March 6, 2024
Tuchel open to Chelsea return this summer
This might be Bryan Gunn’s masterpiece.
A recipe for disaster pic.twitter.com/ZryNhNIqPu
— Bryan’s Gunn (@bryansgunn) March 3, 2024
Brazilian football has taken shithousery to new levels.
Isso aqui é puro suco de futebol carioca kkkkkkkkkkkkkk
O que fizeram com o menino Yarlen hoje foi sacanagem 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/Ot4LPg0Fir
— Antonio (@_ToiM22) March 3, 2024
Pep Guardiola has gone too far with his tactics this time.
Inverted fingers… Someone needs to stop Pep https://t.co/PIw1rjrYHc
— 🗝️ (@cfcmasi) March 6, 2024
Guardiola even made a shocking revelation in the upcoming Man City documentary.
Pep introducing the doc https://t.co/T74o3TzxDr pic.twitter.com/lwMvynjqkm
— 8 (@The_Gerrard_Era) March 5, 2024
Just what Netflix needed, yet another true crime documentary. https://t.co/dBDHh7fPts
— barry (@BackseatsmanLFC) March 5, 2024
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/M0XbXtCYXJ
— ͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ 🇿🇦🇪🇸 (@cagiago_) March 5, 2024
Guardiola predicts increased competition after Klopp exit
Phil Foden was probably engineered in a laboratory.
This kids defo 33% Brazilian, there’s no way he’s 100% fish and chips https://t.co/D0ZtjqyNL2
— Santi (@Santi06411) March 6, 2024
https://twitter.com/domnozahic/status/1764636573436358850
Free speech is a great thing, but sometimes people need to be stopped from airing their opinions online.
‘Everton are the Nelson Mandela of English Football.’ might just be the maddest thing I’ve seen on here haha https://t.co/xgZOwezNiH
— Jöth (@notJoth) March 5, 2024
Fantasy Premier League: How to get the most out of your chips
They’re never beating the yo-yo club allegations.
Burnley, Sheffield United, Norwich and West Brom deserve a 5 year ban from the premier league. Sick of all of them
— Anti (@Unc1eAnt) March 4, 2024
He’s just like me fr fr.
How does Harry Kane get Sky Go in Germany? 😂⬇️ pic.twitter.com/8FfBVPhMum
— Aaron (@aaroncikaya) March 6, 2024
Jamie Carragher was part of Istanbul, but even Liverpool only remember him for his own goals.
Back in the day Carragher fucking buries this. Top corner, Liverpool keeper has no chance. https://t.co/tOt3g0sOJQ
— Dan (@Dan23_92) March 5, 2024
Combined XI: Liverpool vs Manchester City
The Kai Havertz propaganda has gone too far.
there are totalitarian states that would pay for this level of propaganda https://t.co/6vl34Y2CG8
— HZ 🇫🇷🇿🇦🇨🇻🇨🇭 (@SurMerco) March 7, 2024
Four Premier League footballers who fell upwards this season
Thomas Partey is playing both sides.
??😭 pic.twitter.com/rtKgCLva7L
— Savva 🇨🇩 (@s4vva) March 5, 2024
Bramall Lane: The most welcoming place in the Premier League.
Difficult place to come https://t.co/Qrx9IWrDaU pic.twitter.com/L6CQ6tOXFK
— Dan Myers (@sufcdan12) March 4, 2024
Chris Wilder goes on ‘worst team in the world’ rant
Sheffield United really are that bad.
If I’m a Sheffield United player I’m not even telling honeys what I do for a living. If they ask how I can afford all these bottles I’ll say I work in tech
— JB (@jb2forty) March 4, 2024
Ignore the record low points thing. This Sheffield United are far worse than the Derby team, simply cauee there’s not an ounce of banter in them. Oh, someone ate a sandwich. Alright, call us when club captain, Robbie Savage is having to back the manager after his sex tape leaked
— Shutts 🇲🇽 🇨🇼 🇺🇾 🇳🇴 (@Shuttsapalooza) March 4, 2024
https://twitter.com/RichJolly/status/1764753383913615635
Chris Wilder is gonna be on the Under The Cosh podcast in a couple of years time telling a story about how he knocked one of his players out after this game.
— GeorgeWeahsCousin (@WeahsCousin) March 4, 2024
Chris Wilder chucking Ben Osborn on after 15 minutes pic.twitter.com/7x29HyrRo3
— Average Striker (@AverageStriker) March 4, 2024
It’s got my vote for the Oscars.
Somebody please take my laptop away from me, I have lost my mind. pic.twitter.com/2FOi5xdfwP
— Andrew Ellis (@Ellis_Samizdat) March 2, 2024
Tough Nuts: The hardest footballers to grace the British game
This is peak Richarlison.
https://twitter.com/CarlyOnYouSpurs/status/1766199435590058000
We all know how this ends.
Real Madrid look terrible. I'm moving them up to no. 1 in my Champions League power rankings.
— Ryan O'Hanlon (@rwohan) March 6, 2024
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