The funniest football tweets of the week, featuring Boris Johnson losing the dressing room, Gary Neville clashing with Kia Joorabchian and the worst Premier League sub ever.
Jamie Carragher was loving the drama of Gary Neville versus Kia Joorabchian on Sky Sports this week.
👀 🍿 😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/sOcgTok4YQ
— Jamie Carragher (@Carra23) May 15, 2020
Jurgen Klopp hits the nail on the head…
Jurgen Klopp on life in lockdown: "I didn't learn a lot in lockdown, other than Gary Neville has an opinion about absolutely everything. It is incredible."
— Jonathan Veal (@jonathandveal83) May 15, 2020
The crossover you didn’t know you needed.
— Jonny Sharples (@JonnyGabriel) May 15, 2020
It’s time for the first managerial casualty of the pandemic.
“We haven’t resorted to that…”
"You can tell him now if you’re watching it, we’re still fighting for this title, and he’s got to go to Middlesbrough and get something, and… and… I’ll tell you, honestly, I will love it if we beat them. Love it.” pic.twitter.com/QvVt0n3x26
— Conor Pope (@Conorpope) May 11, 2020
There really is a football analogy for every situation.
"Stay Alert" is a strategy for defending a corner in the 87th minute not defeating a global health crisis
— Sophie Levin (@sophielevin11) May 9, 2020
“You can play sport with members of your household.” Well then…
— Andy Ha (@AndyHa_) May 10, 2020
How ’bout no, Matthew.
Ok m8 you first pic.twitter.com/G4H1LmXTfm
— Jonathan Liew (@jonathanliew) May 12, 2020
Is this the worst substitution in Premier League history? Yes.
Is it the Premier League’s greatest ever moment? Also yes.
15 years ago today Stuart Pearce stuck David James upfront and it was predictably amazing. pic.twitter.com/dihIw8VCD6
— The Blizzard (@blzzrd) May 15, 2020
And let’s recall the greatest moment in Championship history while we’re at it.
— Watford Football Club (@WatfordFC) May 12, 2020
Meanwhile, we’ve all become Bundesliga ultras overnight.
It’s great to have it back all the same.
Celebrations in 2020. pic.twitter.com/F0nrltll6C
— Borussia Dortmund (@BlackYellow) May 16, 2020
The new normal.
Home-spun commentary on Bundesliga. Strange days indeed. pic.twitter.com/JKJoQhttX6
— Ian Darke (@IanDarke) May 16, 2020
Probably not the next Ronaldo, then.
"If anything, he's hit it TOO well…"pic.twitter.com/OixICjDXBG
— Ronan Mullen (@RonanReigns) May 16, 2020
Put some respect on the name of Daniel Alves da Silva.
Dani Alves must’ve been a professional cyclist for the past 15 years https://t.co/WAtHwIfk6J
— Иван (@ivan_i94) May 11, 2020
Today’s football lesson brought to you by Gary Lineker.
If you cut across the ball by striking it with the outside of your foot it will generate spin. You’re welcome. https://t.co/1hGAZ0bW0Z
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) May 14, 2020
Marcel Desailly thought he was playing rugby and went for the garryowen.
On this day in 2013, Chelsea played Liverpool and 17 years later, everyone is still trying to work out what Marcel Desailly was doing here 😂 pic.twitter.com/rWsTmrZteK
— Jack J Collins – Ranks FC Podcast (@jackjcollins) May 11, 2020
Ah, those were the days.
— Crap 90s Football (@Crap90sFootball) May 14, 2020
If you know your Dion Dublin trivia, you’ll get this.
— Jonny Sharples (@JonnyGabriel) May 11, 2020