The best tweets from the world of football from the past week, featuring Neymar Jr’s stepdad being six years his junior, Jurgen Klopp masters the art of washing dishes like us regular folk, trialists and their tribulations, and more.
Believe it or not, this man really is in a relationship with Neymar’s mother.
Introducing Neymar’s step dad… https://t.co/1xInDS8GwO
— Max. ♣️ (@AFCMax9) April 12, 2020
Another thing that’s hard to believe exists, but absolutely does.
Eamonn Holmes is trending so we must take a moment to celebrate the fact he actually had this painting made. pic.twitter.com/09BtioBgiN
— Andy Ha (@AndyHa_) April 13, 2020
Liverpool full-back Andy Robertson doesn’t seem bored at all.
Thought you’d like to see what a typical day in isolation looks like for Robbo… pic.twitter.com/FSUa0TIaXV
— Andy Robertson (@andrewrobertso5) April 17, 2020
Whereas his manager has certainly been making use of his time in lockdown.
Nothing but facts.
The different types of trialists ? … pic.twitter.com/h5LB2kYLR4
— Muhammed Otuyo (@muhammedotuyo) April 16, 2020
Wayne Rooney was born age 30.
Wayne Rooney was balding as a child pic.twitter.com/Wk6NWnj95O
— Zito (@_Zeets) April 15, 2020
These viral chains are getting out of hand.
Under current rules Mohammed bin Salman must now tag five friends, who then have 24 hours to buy their own Premier League football clubs https://t.co/I0P5ibXloo
— Jonathan Liew (@jonathanliew) April 16, 2020
We all do, Samba. We all do.
Oh man I miss football but I think I miss ??ing even more ??? pic.twitter.com/IsaT99uf7H
— Brice Samba (@samba_brice) April 12, 2020
Not right now, FPL!
Alrite pal calm down https://t.co/suYqcAN4FB
— Shane Duffy (@shaneduffy) April 13, 2020
Never miss an opportunity for a dig…
— Kieran Tierney (@kierantierney1) April 17, 2020
And always gloat about your successes.
— Football Shithousery (@FootyRustling) April 14, 2020
And finally, there is something soothing and reassuring about hearing Peter Drury’s voice in these football-less times.
Many of you asked to hear from Peter so here he is. pic.twitter.com/h5YWVhVKMv
— Jim Beglin (@jimbeglin) April 17, 2020