The best tweets from the world of football this past week, featuring Liverpool, football behind closed doors, Robert Lewandowski’s creepy dance moves and Dennis Wise being Dennis Wise.
Liverpool’s season in a nutshell.
— Father Ted Quote of the Day (@FrTedQOTD) April 19, 2020
The hits just keep coming at them.
— 🔱 (@spikezv3) April 23, 2020
This thread is fantastic:
Football Behind Closed Doors
No.1 – Eric Cantona pic.twitter.com/OmmMA4v0Rs
— The Graphic Bomb (@thegraphicbomb) April 20, 2020
Clubs should be teaching these classes to their academy players.
While everyone is hiding at home in isolation, here at The Cillian Sheridan School of Excellence, we teach you how to hide on the pitch pic.twitter.com/UU80J7yNxE
— Cillian Sheridan (@CillianSheridan) April 21, 2020
We really are screwed if FIFA is in charge of stopping this pandemic.
Trump just referred to FEMA as FIFA.
— Rebecca Ballhaus (@rebeccaballhaus) April 20, 2020
Stop drinking that bleach and start pouring it into my eyes.
The anniversary of an all-time classic.
9 years ago today. Time flies….. 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/DAluNlQQl4
— Wayne Rooney (@WayneRooney) April 23, 2020
This is not only extremely scientific but also correct.
— Tiago Estêvão (@TiagoEstv) April 20, 2020
Only elites will get this.
Well done, she's 94https://t.co/YaZ0hkj3EM
— Adam Hurrey (@FootballCliches) April 21, 2020
We all need enthusiastic birthday wishes from Eric Cantona in our lives.
I felt kinda depressed when I woke up this morning even though it’s my birthday but then I got this message from Eric and I’m completely stunned but obviously thrilled pic.twitter.com/ZDQ4Gil4yj
— Pete Boyle – some rare delight in Manchester town (@PeteBoyle70) April 22, 2020
Hair today, gone tomorrow.
His hairline here should put the fear in every young man. https://t.co/hOoQwQv3DK
— kismo (@kxsmo) April 23, 2020
Dennis Wise in management is exactly how you’d imagine it, but in Indonesia.
Nothing wrong with this pic.twitter.com/ubcd2tLOsM
— Theo (@Thogden) April 19, 2020