We’ve picked out some of the best and funniest tweets from Football Twitter over the past week.
Just when you need your barber to come in clutch, he pulls out a Raheem Sterling level clanger.
Me: "I've going to a big event tomorrow"
My barber: pic.twitter.com/lxjiuPXqHx
— Deng™ (@UTDDengv2) April 2, 2024
Money well spent.
I enjoyed the first few levels of this but then it started to go really, really weird. pic.twitter.com/o7wM1XGtju
— Jonny Sharples (@JonnyGabriel) April 2, 2024
Remembering the three-way Premier League title races
Why did Alan Shearer ever do to him?
Don't know why he's blaming shearer pic.twitter.com/TC0TvdaiHJ
— Manxpie (@manxpie86) April 5, 2024
The transfer rumour grind never stops for Fabrizio Romano.
Fabrizio Romano every morning: pic.twitter.com/z14nknAJ6J
— Ronan Murphy (@swearimnotpaul) March 31, 2024
Bruno Guimaraes comments on Newcastle future amid transfer links
Surely there are easier objects to hurl at a football match than a bloody pallet?
Alright mate what yous bringing to chuck at the Zagreb fans tonight?
Hajduk Split ultras : https://t.co/4lXOS78DxZ pic.twitter.com/8vxXdNB68v
— Ross ✯ (@Rosstervit44) April 4, 2024
Nominative determinism took a day off.
How very ironic.
???? pic.twitter.com/uTBdzgt3UV
— Kirkby (@tranmerekev) March 31, 2024
I’ve seen this movie before.
well that’s a very innocuous 43rd minute yellow card they’re showing on the MOTD highlights. i suspect this wont be relevant later on.
— Ed (@ted_pen) March 31, 2024
Wolves bemoan ‘worst decision ever’ in West Ham defeat
The streets won’t forget.
We didn’t know what we had until it was gone… pic.twitter.com/RMZ94OalDa
— Edward Walker (@edward_w97) March 25, 2024
This is peak Barclays Premiership.
Andy Gray imagining what players are saying to each other pic.twitter.com/U7ArENiveE
— Nozza_ (@Nozza_) March 31, 2024
Burnley supporters can’t catch a break.
Burnley fans have been told to vacate this section, loose panel overhead
Now been instructed they can watch the rest of the game from the Fanzone outside ???? ????#wwfc pic.twitter.com/6JcmCJBQqq
— Nathan Judah (@NathanJudah) April 2, 2024
Let’s start a campaign to bring back the long sleeve jersey.
Actually the worst thing about modern football is getting rid of long sleeve kits https://t.co/zcEs5rlFLu pic.twitter.com/U4cn161ikp
— Luke (@Lukedutchh) April 6, 2024
Can a football match be called on?
???? pic.twitter.com/dAE2XiNoWH
— Adam Hurrey (@FootballCliches) April 6, 2024
Are they really the same thing, though, Javier?
❗Javier Tebas (La Liga President): "If you go to Google and type in 'I want to buy cocaine' or 'child s*x' nothing appears. But if you type in 'free football' it appears… One is considered a serious crime, but the other is not, and it's the same thing." pic.twitter.com/DKLyCYo5Mf
— Barça Universal (@BarcaUniversal) April 5, 2024
This is what an FPL nightmare looks like.
Are you actually kidding me? I have Areola as my starting keeper (injured) and my sub keeper Turner hasn't played in months.
And somehow, this of all weeks the useless CUNT gets himself booked ON THE SUBS BENCH ???????????????? pic.twitter.com/e7RR5gXdan
— Sweelar (@Sweelar_1981) April 2, 2024
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