We’ve picked out some of the best and funniest tweets from Football Twitter over the past week.
Just when you need your barber to come in clutch, he pulls out a Raheem Sterling level clanger.
Me: "I've going to a big event tomorrow"
My barber: https://t.co/lxjiuPXqHx
— deng (@UTDDeng) April 2, 2024
Money well spent.
I enjoyed the first few levels of this but then it started to go really, really weird. pic.twitter.com/o7wM1XGtju
— Jonny Sharples (@JonnyGabriel) April 2, 2024
Remembering the three-way Premier League title races
Why did Alan Shearer ever do to him?
Don't know why he's blaming shearer pic.twitter.com/TC0TvdaiHJ
— Manxpie (@manxpie86) April 5, 2024
The transfer rumour grind never stops for Fabrizio Romano.
Fabrizio Romano every morning: pic.twitter.com/z14nknAJ6J
— Ronan Murphy (@swearimnotpaul) March 31, 2024
Bruno Guimaraes comments on Newcastle future amid transfer links
Surely there are easier objects to hurl at a football match than a bloody pallet?
Alright mate what yous bringing to chuck at the Zagreb fans tonight?
Hajduk Split ultras : https://t.co/4lXOS78DxZ pic.twitter.com/8vxXdNB68v
— Ross✯✞ (@Rosstervit44) April 4, 2024
Nominative determinism took a day off.
How very ironic.
— Kirkby (@tranmerekev) March 31, 2024
I’ve seen this movie before.
well that’s a very innocuous 43rd minute yellow card they’re showing on the MOTD highlights. i suspect this wont be relevant later on.
— Ed (@ted_pen) March 31, 2024
Wolves bemoan ‘worst decision ever’ in West Ham defeat
The streets won’t forget.
We didn’t know what we had until it was gone… pic.twitter.com/RMZ94OalDa
— Edward Walker (@edward_w97) March 25, 2024
This is peak Barclays Premiership.
Andy Gray imagining what players are saying to each other pic.twitter.com/U7ArENiveE
— Nozza_ (@Nozza_) March 31, 2024
Burnley supporters can’t catch a break.
Burnley fans have been told to vacate this section, loose panel overhead
Now been instructed they can watch the rest of the game from the Fanzone outside 📺 🥴#wwfc pic.twitter.com/6JcmCJBQqq
— Nathan Judah (@NathanJudah) April 2, 2024
Let’s start a campaign to bring back the long sleeve jersey.
Actually the worst thing about modern football is getting rid of long sleeve kits https://t.co/zcEs5rlFLu pic.twitter.com/U4cn161ikp
— Luke Dutch (@LukeDutchh) April 6, 2024
Can a football match be called on?
— Adam Hurrey (@FootballCliches) April 6, 2024
Are they really the same thing, though, Javier?
❗Javier Tebas (La Liga President): "If you go to Google and type in 'I want to buy cocaine' or 'child s*x' nothing appears. But if you type in 'free football' it appears… One is considered a serious crime, but the other is not, and it's the same thing." pic.twitter.com/DKLyCYo5Mf
— Barça Universal (@BarcaUniversal) April 5, 2024
This is what an FPL nightmare looks like.
https://twitter.com/Sweelar_1981/status/1775251941569823058
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