Here are the best football tweets from the past week from the social media platform formerly known as Twitter.
This might be the worst wax model of all time, Lionel Messi should probably sue someone over this.
Fucking state of that 😂 Lionel Neville https://t.co/Vk9dmcJkNo
— TEMP (@TEMPMCR) February 28, 2024
We love a good backstory to a goal celebration, and we got a pretty good one for Jarrod Bowen following his hat-trick for West Ham.
In case you’re wondering what Jarrod Bowen’s DJ celebration was about, he’s told @SkyFootball #MNF it’s an homage to ‘DJ Spider Radgie’.
I’ve done the searching for you…#westham pic.twitter.com/h2DrV6qGwW
— Sanny Rudravajhala (@Sanny_Rudra) February 26, 2024
Peter Drury is a great commentator, but sometimes he just needs to take it down a notch.
When Peter Drury is 3 minutes into comparing a series of corners to the Seige of Leningrad pic.twitter.com/iREu46fRzx
— Average Striker (@AverageStriker) February 25, 2024
This is what we like to see from match officials.
The no-look double card is fantastic https://t.co/AUb5leP1EN pic.twitter.com/16AQF1506f
— Jimmy (@EntireDesign_) March 1, 2024
PSG are going to extreme lengths to keep ahold of Kylian Mbappe.
They gone give that man ownership of Guadaloupe and Martinique to stay lmfaaaoooooo https://t.co/4usNJEdMIO
— Aaron West (@oeste) February 26, 2024
No better feeling in football than beating your hated rivals with a last minute goal.
AFC Wimbledon have just beat MK Dons with a 94’ Min Winner
The commentary and scenes are sensational🔵🟡
— 𝙇𝙞𝙖𝙢 (@OfficialVizeh) March 2, 2024
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Update: @RonanCurtis1 is in the boozer! 😂🍻 #AFCW 🟡🔵 pic.twitter.com/Rk9fAv3AD8
— AFC Wimbledon (@AFCWimbledon) March 2, 2024
Crystal Palace just can’t close the deal.
Crystal Palace past the 75th minute pic.twitter.com/Jqr8dKMIyC
— 🏆🏆 (@cam_cpfc67) March 2, 2024
In case you were wondering what former Barcelona goalkeeper José Manuel Pinto is getting up to these days, here you go.
Nueva música! Que te parece #Tukapum ???
Videoclip: https://t.co/dVikroJsrN pic.twitter.com/Xi6kB8oFDj— José Manuel Pinto “Wahin” (@13_Pinto) July 18, 2023
This is scandalous. why is no one talking about it?!
Another blatant attempted alien abduction in English football and once again nothing in the mainstream media. pic.twitter.com/vGKHq8OB4K
— David Barnett (@davidmbarnett) February 28, 2024
Cristiano Ronaldo has no shame.
https://twitter.com/dannyschof81/status/1762211601937997946
Brilliant action from Rayo Vallecano fans, who are fighting for the club to remain at their spiritual home.
⚡Rayo Vallecano fans form a human chain around Vallecas in protest at President Presa's plans to move or build a new stadium. pic.twitter.com/EsoQEAY3WV
— Ruairidh Barlow (@RuriBarlow) March 2, 2024
Everton should probably consider winning a match at some point. Just a thought.
Everton have picked up one fewer point from appeal reductions (4) than they have Premier League matches this year (5)
— Amos Murphy (@AmosMurphy_) February 26, 2024
Hugo Lloris is regretting his most recent career choice right about now.
welcome to utah, hugo lloris pic.twitter.com/Ag0EIFgj0N
— Tom Bogert (@tombogert) March 2, 2024
The shithousing would be off the charts.
You know who absolutely has a run at an Old Firm club in him? Neal Maupay.
— Shutts 🇲🇽 🇨🇼 🇺🇾 🇳🇴 (@Shuttsapalooza) February 26, 2024
Football is just one big hedge fund when you think about it.
An absolute all timer of a community note here https://t.co/ahkgch8BOR
— Brad (@bradyates_) February 26, 2024
Not a great look for Ben Chilwell.
How Ben Chilwell looks starting fights with Liverpool’s academy pic.twitter.com/xulqp7UjvF
— Rudi Kinsella 🇦🇷 (@RudiKinsella) February 25, 2024
Liverpool is a real talent factory (if buying the talent from other clubs counts as a factory).
‘Homegrown’ https://t.co/5WW5JcYmkM pic.twitter.com/2opnfPR1vy
— The72 – We Love the #EFL (@_The72) February 26, 2024
Who are Klopp’s Kids thriving in Liverpool first team?
Scottish football is so beautiful.
Every single second of this is glorious pic.twitter.com/2P7T31QTpa
— SPFL Mediawatch (@SPFLWatch) February 24, 2024
Amen.
https://twitter.com/RoterTodFooty/status/1762070798418715116
Futból, bloody hell.
A Superclásico welcome at the Monumental 🔥pic.twitter.com/x4YSh36rH2
— GOLAZO (@golazoargentino) February 25, 2024
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