The best and funniest football-related tweets of the week, featuring Sead Kolasinac doing Sead Kolasinac things, Mesut Özil dunking on a Spurs fan, and the most perfect football transfer of all time.
Well done if you’ve made it to this column and Sunday, as it means you have managed not to melt into a puddle following the crazy temperatures that were inflicted on the UK and Ireland this past week.
It reached Steve Staunton in a snapback cap levels of heatwave.
HEATWAVE UPDATE: We’re now officially reaching Ireland at USA 94 crisis levels.
Send your thoughts, prayers and white baseball caps. pic.twitter.com/oQRq4ft5H3
— It’s A Funny Old Game (@sid_lambert) July 24, 2019
The heat makes people do crazy things, like trying to take on Sead Kolasinac in a fight.
— #james (@smhjaames) July 25, 2019
You wouldn’t steal a car.
— Jonny Sharples (@JonnyGabriel) July 26, 2019
Someone should call the police on Mesut though, after he absolutely bodied this Spurs fan.
— Mesut Özil (@MesutOzil1088) July 25, 2019
Hook it to my veins, IMMEDIATELY.
— Boca Jrs. Oficial (desde ?) (@BocaJrsOficial) July 26, 2019
That FaceApp thing is amazing.
Wanna feel old? This is what Robbie Fowler and Steve McManaman look like today. pic.twitter.com/35UZj28673
— Benedict Spence (@BenedictSpence) July 25, 2019
The greatest double signing in history.
From one inconsistent winger to another.
— Andros Townsend (@andros_townsend) July 21, 2019
Pre-season club Twitter banter is in full swing.
Is this a throwback to when you guys were playing in the Champions League? ? https://t.co/5BO3MOM7Wf
— FC Barcelona (@FCBarcelona) July 22, 2019
Chelsea didn’t take that insult lying down, though.
Best not to mention Champions League throwbacks after the year you've had… ? https://t.co/tCB0MZTv02
— Chelsea FC (@ChelseaFC) July 23, 2019
When it’s pre-season and you can just ball to your heart’s content.
Outside of the boot heaven from Mats Hummels. pic.twitter.com/7wUeQZroQE
— MUNDIAL (H) (@MundialMag) July 23, 2019
The hours wasted doing this.
Only elites remember practicing set pieces like this. pic.twitter.com/WGvhnYlyG1
— Jonty? (@JontyCPFC) July 22, 2019
Those hips don’t lie.
— Colm Hand (@colmhand4) July 25, 2019
And to end your week on a positive note.
— Becky Burleigh (@BeckyBurleigh) July 20, 2019
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