The funniest football tweets of the week, featuring Tottenham Hotspur’s humiliating exit from the Europa League, John Stones, Robert Lewandowski, and Trent Alexander-Arnold’s sense of ‘style’.

This guy needs to buy a crystal ball and start reading futures at a price.

Tottenham playing on my birthday today, can only mean one thing… 3-0 Zagreb

— Niall🧞‍♂️ (@NVero99) March 18, 2021

Spurs were best by a team whose manager wasn’t even at the stadium. Not because he was suspended, but for a rather more serious reason…

Just when you think you’ve seen it all as a Tottenham fan we lose to a side who’s manager was literally jailed

— Billie (@Billie_T) March 18, 2021

Dinamo Zagreb’s manager working out his tactics in jail pic.twitter.com/wNL4HNTRIx

— Denz (@dotk32) March 18, 2021

The zagreb manager used his 1 phone call to say "lads, it's Tottenham"

— Darren (@Dazzathfc1882) March 18, 2021

Uefa Europa League quarter-final draw and semi-final draw

Curious, isn’t it?

Can't believe Jose Mourinho has come across yet another group of players who can't or won't follow his instructions. The guy just has no luck.

— Tom Williams (@tomwfootball) March 18, 2021

It’s been the most Spursy week there’s been in a while.

Olympiakos have won more games at the Emirates Stadium than Tottenham have (3-2).

— Richard Jolly (@RichJolly) March 18, 2021

Golazo Merchants: The Dublin baller, Robbie Keane

Something tells me Spurs won’t get an invite.

When I hear about Spurs being at the table of these European Superleague meetings I just picture this pic.twitter.com/Hu5rmcy9u3

— Tom (@TomHayward05) March 18, 2021

That’s future Golden Boot winner John Stones, to you.

Is John Stones a joke to you? 🤔 https://t.co/WwcFRbbJ8G

— Manchester City (@ManCity) March 16, 2021

No, Man City won’t win the quadruple – but they might still win a lot of trophies

Just the 42 goals for Robert Lewandowski this season.

France Football: No Ballon d’Or will be awarded in 2020

Robert Lewandowski: pic.twitter.com/mPe5a5gkIf

— Ronan Murphy (@swearimnotpaul) March 20, 2021

‘Fashion’.

pic.twitter.com/DNPVBtMCGk

— Carl Anka (@Ankaman616) March 20, 2021

The longest losing streaks at home in Premier League history

**No one actually enjoys playing Fifa.**

From the Financial Times. That… sounds about righthttps://t.co/ac1Y9ECAhp pic.twitter.com/1SDFMW4xbX

— FUT Watch (@FutWatch) March 16, 2021

A historic draw in the next round of the Europa League.

Is this the first time a British club has ever drawn their own ITV region in European competition?https://t.co/kQTPlTXFPu

— Adam Hurrey (@FootballCliches) March 19, 2021

Remembering when a 21-year-old Ronaldo Nazario won the Ballon d’Or

Every day’s a school day.

Today I discovered Lionel Messi has never been mentioned in the House of Commons, but Nicklas Bendtner has. pic.twitter.com/ExnaeSrGk4

— Jonny Sharples (@JonnyGabriel) March 16, 2021

Commitment to the cause.

1-0 Drogheda and we have our first flare of the season from a couple of resourceful locals who have climbed to a decent vantage point pic.twitter.com/zVVdINhBHu

— Daniel McDonnell (@McDonnellDan) March 19, 2021

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