The funniest football tweets of the week, featuring Tottenham Hotspur’s humiliating exit from the Europa League, John Stones, Robert Lewandowski, and Trent Alexander-Arnold’s sense of ‘style’.
This guy needs to buy a crystal ball and start reading futures at a price.
Tottenham playing on my birthday today, can only mean one thing… 3-0 Zagreb
— Niall🧞♂️ (@NVero99) March 18, 2021
Spurs were best by a team whose manager wasn’t even at the stadium. Not because he was suspended, but for a rather more serious reason…
Just when you think you’ve seen it all as a Tottenham fan we lose to a side who’s manager was literally jailed
— Billie (@Billie_T) March 18, 2021
Dinamo Zagreb’s manager working out his tactics in jail pic.twitter.com/wNL4HNTRIx
— Denz (@dotk32) March 18, 2021
The zagreb manager used his 1 phone call to say "lads, it's Tottenham"
— Darren (@Dazzathfc1882) March 18, 2021
Curious, isn’t it?
Can't believe Jose Mourinho has come across yet another group of players who can't or won't follow his instructions. The guy just has no luck.
— Tom Williams (@tomwfootball) March 18, 2021
It’s been the most Spursy week there’s been in a while.
Olympiakos have won more games at the Emirates Stadium than Tottenham have (3-2).
— Richard Jolly (@RichJolly) March 18, 2021
Something tells me Spurs won’t get an invite.
When I hear about Spurs being at the table of these European Superleague meetings I just picture this pic.twitter.com/Hu5rmcy9u3
— Tom (@TomHayward05) March 18, 2021
That’s future Golden Boot winner John Stones, to you.
Is John Stones a joke to you? 🤔 https://t.co/WwcFRbbJ8G
— Manchester City (@ManCity) March 16, 2021
Just the 42 goals for Robert Lewandowski this season.
France Football: No Ballon d’Or will be awarded in 2020
Robert Lewandowski: pic.twitter.com/mPe5a5gkIf
— Ronan Murphy (@swearimnotpaul) March 20, 2021
— Carl Anka (@Ankaman616) March 20, 2021
No one actually enjoys playing Fifa.
— FUT Watch (@FutWatch) March 16, 2021
A historic draw in the next round of the Europa League.
Is this the first time a British club has ever drawn their own ITV region in European competition?https://t.co/kQTPlTXFPu
— Adam Hurrey (@FootballCliches) March 19, 2021
Every day’s a school day.
Today I discovered Lionel Messi has never been mentioned in the House of Commons, but Nicklas Bendtner has. pic.twitter.com/ExnaeSrGk4
— Jonny Sharples (@JonnyGabriel) March 16, 2021
Commitment to the cause.
1-0 Drogheda and we have our first flare of the season from a couple of resourceful locals who have climbed to a decent vantage point pic.twitter.com/zVVdINhBHu
— Daniel McDonnell (@McDonnellDan) March 19, 2021