The funniest football tweets of the week, featuring Tottenham Hotspur’s humiliating exit from the Europa League, John Stones, Robert Lewandowski, and Trent Alexander-Arnold’s sense of ‘style’.
This guy needs to buy a crystal ball and start reading futures at a price.
Tottenham playing on my birthday today, can only mean one thing… 3-0 Zagreb
— Niall🧞♂️ (@NVero99) March 18, 2021
Spurs were best by a team whose manager wasn’t even at the stadium. Not because he was suspended, but for a rather more serious reason…
Just when you think you’ve seen it all as a Tottenham fan we lose to a side who’s manager was literally jailed
— Billie (@Billie_T) March 18, 2021
Dinamo Zagreb’s manager working out his tactics in jail pic.twitter.com/wNL4HNTRIx
— Denz (@dotk32) March 18, 2021
The zagreb manager used his 1 phone call to say "lads, it's Tottenham"
— Darren (@Dazzathfc1882) March 18, 2021
Uefa Europa League quarter-final draw and semi-final draw
Curious, isn’t it?
Can't believe Jose Mourinho has come across yet another group of players who can't or won't follow his instructions. The guy just has no luck.
— Tom Williams (@tomwfootball) March 18, 2021
It’s been the most Spursy week there’s been in a while.
Olympiakos have won more games at the Emirates Stadium than Tottenham have (3-2).
— Richard Jolly (@RichJolly) March 18, 2021
Golazo Merchants: The Dublin baller, Robbie Keane
Something tells me Spurs won’t get an invite.
When I hear about Spurs being at the table of these European Superleague meetings I just picture this pic.twitter.com/Hu5rmcy9u3
— Tom (@TomHayward05) March 18, 2021
That’s future Golden Boot winner John Stones, to you.
Is John Stones a joke to you? 🤔 https://t.co/WwcFRbbJ8G
— Manchester City (@ManCity) March 16, 2021
No, Man City won’t win the quadruple – but they might still win a lot of trophies
Just the 42 goals for Robert Lewandowski this season.
France Football: No Ballon d’Or will be awarded in 2020
Robert Lewandowski: pic.twitter.com/mPe5a5gkIf
— Ronan Murphy (@swearimnotpaul) March 20, 2021
— Carl Anka (@Ankaman616) March 20, 2021
The longest losing streaks at home in Premier League history
No one actually enjoys playing Fifa.
From the Financial Times. That… sounds about righthttps://t.co/ac1Y9ECAhp pic.twitter.com/1SDFMW4xbX
— FUT Watch (@FutWatch) March 16, 2021
A historic draw in the next round of the Europa League.
Is this the first time a British club has ever drawn their own ITV region in European competition?https://t.co/kQTPlTXFPu
— Adam Hurrey (@FootballCliches) March 19, 2021
Remembering when a 21-year-old Ronaldo Nazario won the Ballon d’Or
Every day’s a school day.
Today I discovered Lionel Messi has never been mentioned in the House of Commons, but Nicklas Bendtner has. pic.twitter.com/ExnaeSrGk4
— Jonny Sharples (@JonnyGabriel) March 16, 2021
Commitment to the cause.
1-0 Drogheda and we have our first flare of the season from a couple of resourceful locals who have climbed to a decent vantage point pic.twitter.com/zVVdINhBHu
— Daniel McDonnell (@McDonnellDan) March 19, 2021
Read: When Fulham did the impossible: Recalling their unforgettable comeback against Juventus
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