Ste McGovern
The funniest tweets of the week from the world of football, featuring ways to replace live football, how to pick a Bundesliga team, and why you should buy a bed from Mikael Forssell.
Maybe Brighton should reconsider their stance here.
Brighton are the only one of the 91 Premier and Football League clubs who haven't won at home or away in any competition in 2020. If neutral venues should be designed for anyone… https://t.co/lub499CBju
— Richard Jolly (@RichJolly) May 8, 2020
Surely there’s an easier way…
BREAKING: After exhausting every imaginable option, Premier League bosses are considering playing remaining fixtures under the actual sea with clubs recruiting dolphins and other marine life as players to avoid the spread of coronavirus. The season must end, one way or another.
— Si Lloyd (@SmnLlyd5) May 5, 2020
That’ll do.
https://twitter.com/chazaustin10/status/1257955717975281665?s=20
Well, at least we’ll have the Bundesliga back soon.
“Choose your ideal Bundesliga club” – flow chart on Reddit from a few years back – is relevant again. 13/18 still being there is enough to get started with. pic.twitter.com/ez10E1SfLW
— Archie Rhind-Tutt (@archiert1) May 6, 2020
The classy Dortmund team that should have won the Champions League
Wild atmosphere out on the street corner.
https://twitter.com/MC1877_/status/1258474553329831936?s=20
C’mon Jack, get us a vaccine.
Nazi Germany was defeated on Jack Charlton's 10th birthday (VE Day). Small pox was defeated on his 45th birthday (declared eradicated by the WHO). Hope someone is planning to mark his 85th birthday properly.
— Richard Jolly (@RichJolly) May 8, 2020
You learn something new everyday.
Reminder that the "golden goal" concept was invented by….the Nazis pic.twitter.com/fdqZGASy7J
— Adam Hurrey (@FootballCliches) May 8, 2020
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I know I’d sleep better.
Would I buy a mattress on the recommendation of Mikael Forssell?
Absolutely. pic.twitter.com/bIuslfbr2h
— Alex Burd (@alexburd) May 4, 2020
This is the new “he’s 28 until he’s 29”.
— out of context uk football (@nocontextfootie) May 5, 2020
I think Andreas Pereira should temper his expectations.
Andreas Pereira: "For now, I only dream of playing here [#mufc]. But of course, as a player, you would always like to play for another big club. I really like Barcelona and Real Madrid, they are top teams too. Bayern Munich." #mulive [globo esporte]
— utdreport (@utdreport) May 6, 2020
Working in style.
Incredible Franco Baresi energy here in the Seinfeld calzone episode pic.twitter.com/hYoMCGaklT
— lucas mccole capozzi-shanks (@lucasshanks) May 5, 2020
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