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Tweets of the Week: Dyche’s lookylikeys, deja vu for Southampton, and the Carlisle curry

The funniest tweets from the world of football this week, featuring Sean Dyche’s brilliant press conference, Southampton’s 9-0 misery, one football club’s takeaway curry ritual, a controversial red card, and Roy Keane like you’ve never seen him before. 

We think Dyche officially lost the plot at the moment he began talking about lookalikes.  

Southampton really went and lost by nine goals again. 

Does Gareth Southgate have too many creative midfielders to select from for England?

You can count on football pundits to make the analysis of a momentous match absolutely unenjoyable. 

Now let’s check in on the ‘Has the 9-0 been mentioned yet?’ account:

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We have so many questions for Carlisle United. How did this tradition start? Who decided on a curry? Why does Joe Riley look so miffed about it? The world deserves to know. 


This simply does not compute.

The ten best Premier League goals of the nineties

Tomas Soucek received a controversial red card when he inadvertently elbowed Aleksandar Mitrovic.

Never refuse a golden opportunity to promote your brand. 

Why Aymeric Laporte’s return further strengthens Man City’s title charge

Peter Walton was on hand to give his completely impartial take on the incident. 

Vintage Paul Merson.  

From Saint-Maximin to Crouchy, the ten must-follow footballers on Twitter

Jesse Lingard confirmed his GOAT status with a stellar performance against Aston Villa. 

Every team needs a psycho. 

Liverpool came alive on transfer deadline day. 

The Premier League transfer deals that flew under the radar in January

A great point that I had never considered. 

The first of many Ballon d’Or awards for Amad Diallo, of course. 

Announce Culshaw!

Read: Edinson Cavani, the luckiest signing of the season, has been an ideal fit for Man United

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