The funniest tweets from the world of football this week, featuring Sean Dyche’s brilliant press conference, Southampton’s 9-0 misery, one football club’s takeaway curry ritual, a controversial red card, and Roy Keane like you’ve never seen him before.
We think Dyche officially lost the plot at the moment he began talking about lookalikes.
The greatest #PremierLeague press conference of all time! ????
Burnley's Sean Dyche went OFF THE RAILS in this chat with journalists ahead of tomorrow morning's match with Man City! ????#OptusSport #PL #BURMCI pic.twitter.com/7MWvK09nAx
— Optus Sport (@OptusSport) February 3, 2021
Southampton really went and lost by nine goals again.
Whenever I see a 9-0 scoreline in the Premier League: https://t.co/7W2poh2lmk
— Elliot Hackney (@ElliotHackney) February 2, 2021
Does Gareth Southgate have too many creative midfielders to select from for England?
You can count on football pundits to make the analysis of a momentous match absolutely unenjoyable.
— Tom Williams (@tomwfootball) February 2, 2021
Now let’s check in on the ‘Has the 9-0 been mentioned yet?’ account:
no no no no no no no i swear
— Have EITHER of The 9-0’s Been Mentioned (@9_0Mentioned) February 2, 2021
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We have so many questions for Carlisle United. How did this tradition start? Who decided on a curry? Why does Joe Riley look so miffed about it? The world deserves to know.
Win, lose or draw, Carlisle United award their Man of the Match with a takeaway curry after the game. Joe Riley’s face when he received a Korma after their 2-1 defeat last night has done me. Incredible pic.twitter.com/G8MrLIlXZR
— Jack Kenmare (@jackkenmare_) February 3, 2021
This simply does not compute.
funniest thing i’ve seen all day this pic.twitter.com/95LUNPDmTB
— chels ???????? (@chelmufc) February 1, 2021
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Tomas Soucek received a controversial red card when he inadvertently elbowed Aleksandar Mitrovic.
My pointy elbows wouldn’t stand a chance in today’s game ????
— Peter Crouch (@petercrouch) February 6, 2021
Never refuse a golden opportunity to promote your brand.
Is Mike Dean on Twitter
— Specsavers (@Specsavers) February 6, 2021
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Peter Walton was on hand to give his completely impartial take on the incident.
“If Soucek is going to insist on having limbs then he’s his own worst enemy Jake” pic.twitter.com/VuDCPr6E8k
— GeorgeWeahsCousin (@WeahsCousin) February 6, 2021
Vintage Paul Merson.
Congrats to our new players @Joewillock and Sam Maximus for their game ! @PaulMerse told me that you did well guys ????????
— Allan Saint-Maximin (@asaintmaximin) February 6, 2021
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Jesse Lingard confirmed his GOAT status with a stellar performance against Aston Villa.
https://twitter.com/RealistGlizzy/status/1357086205716873218?s=20
Every team needs a psycho.
Sometimes I look like psycho on the pitch ???????? but always do everything for the team. Everyone was brilliant today well done lads !!! Keep going IRONS ⚒ pic.twitter.com/WC11tQ5PKE
— Vladimír Coufal (@Coufi5) February 3, 2021
Liverpool came alive on transfer deadline day.
Liverpool in the transfer window
January: February 1st: pic.twitter.com/ingBzxegkX— . (@tashaaa2000) February 1, 2021
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A great point that I had never considered.
I’ve said this before, but Steve McManaman is actually a very good commentator considering he watches different games to what he’s commentating on
— Cillian Sheridan (@CillianSheridan) February 3, 2021
The first of many Ballon d’Or awards for Amad Diallo, of course.
People need to calm down about Amad Diallo and stop putting too much pressure on the future Ballon d’Or winner
— Si Lloyd (@SmnLlyd5) February 5, 2021
Announce Culshaw!
Hermes have made me look like I’m a new signing for Asos. pic.twitter.com/RR4vAa06rB
— Jacob Culshaw (@jacob_culshaw) February 1, 2021
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