The best and funniest tweets from the world of football this week, featuring why Liverpool are cursed forevermore, Paul Pogba’s coronavirus advice, and PSG’s trolling of Erling Haaland.
I regret to inform Liverpool fans that it is not, in fact, your year.
– Villa 5-0 Liverpool
– Watford 3-0 Liverpool
– Chelsea 2-0 Liverpool
– Atletico 4-2 Liverpool
– Covid 19-18 Liverpool
— Will (@willreyner) March 12, 2020
Football headlines which preceded unfortunate events pic.twitter.com/MZeAOacG95
— Mac (@Tweetgood_Mac) March 13, 2020
No one is happy about it, of course…
The Premier League asking City if the season should be called off and voided pic.twitter.com/EZsjhy3alT
— Adam Monk (@_adammonk) March 13, 2020
“Put your hands away you f*cking idiots!”
Now is NOT the time to be asking for high-fives, guys 😬 pic.twitter.com/UNwfQTC9oz
— Football on BT Sport (@btsportfootball) March 11, 2020
Our TV schedules are about to get a lot worse now with no football on our screens.
NOW will you filthy non-hand-washers take this seriously? https://t.co/Fbkjm9EJbA
— Kelly Cates (@KellyCates) March 13, 2020
Graeme Souness is 100 percent popping a blood vessel looking at this, but it’s actually good advice.
— Paul Pogba (@paulpogba) March 13, 2020
At a time like this we need puns to sustain us.
Europe, get your act together.
You know you’re in the shit when Wuhan FC thinks it’s better to be back home than be in Europe https://t.co/QdG4DxVT2Z
— Mohammed Ali (@mohammedali_93) March 12, 2020
The stuff of nightmares.
This is what I imagine Coronavirus looks like pic.twitter.com/unMoFjypEo
— lozzy socks (@BaggyTrousers_) March 12, 2020
Fair play to Aston Villa and all of the other clubs doing this:
850 staff packed lunches and hot food for tomorrow’s postponed game is being donated to support homeless charities.
— Aston Villa (@AVFCOfficial) March 13, 2020
The curse is back…
Ramsey scored and killed the Serie A
— European Bob (@Chana9MUFC) March 9, 2020
Something tells me this is going to come back to bite PSG sometime in the future.
Well done, he’s 19. https://t.co/qI4nHlgxWK
— MUNDIAL (H) (@MundialMag) March 11, 2020
This has finished me.
Colo-Colo players walking onto the pitch with dogs available for adoption pic.twitter.com/O91PNBLONT
— Footballers with animals (@ftbllrswanimals) March 10, 2020
Thanks but this isn’t me though 🥴 https://t.co/4apTa19dhd
— Wilfried Zaha (@wilfriedzaha) March 13, 2020
KFC have outdone themselves with this thread, fair play.
— KFC UK & Ireland (@KFC_UKI) March 9, 2020