We’ve found the best and funniest tweets from Football Twitter over the past week, just for you. You lucky sod.
This Arsenal fan spoke the truth.
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— ًًً (@Marescaholic) August 1, 2024
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Steve McClaren was named the new Jamaica manager this week.
Retire with a shred of dignity, or manage Jamaica.
Steve Bruce: pic.twitter.com/rl6nPEMUhr
— Memecastle United (@Memecastle_Utd) July 29, 2024
Team talks and press conferences should be interesting anyway.
Steve McClaren at HT when Jamaica are 4-0 down in his first game pic.twitter.com/S83InxK2Jo
— The72 – We Love the #EFL (@_The72) July 31, 2024
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Quite the pre-match ritual.
1.FC Köln fans at the traditional season-opening mass in the Cologne Cathedral this morning ahead of the game vs Hamburg tonight ????????⛪️ pic.twitter.com/ZNyVCbGZqC
— ???????????????????????? ???????????????????? ???????????????????????????????? (@thecasualultra) August 2, 2024
Marc Cucurella would really want to have a good season after this.
It had to be done. ????????????@EstrellaDammUK pic.twitter.com/bWoXzbfK5G
— Marc Cucurella (@cucurella3) August 2, 2024
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Because he’s not doing the song any justice in pre-season…
Four. Haaland.
???? 0-4 ???? [56’] #BluesInTheUSA
— Chelsea FC (@ChelseaFC) August 3, 2024
Jean-Philippe Mateta followed through for France against Argentina.
He came, he saw, he stood on business. https://t.co/xPdrdJOt0x pic.twitter.com/KtpAHQkJA4
— Musa Okwonga (@Okwonga) August 2, 2024
No image has ever captured the difference between Pep Guardiola and Carlo Ancelotti so perfectly.
Guardiola Ancelotti pic.twitter.com/pdDKkl5Nmz
— Yihi (@YihiRM) August 1, 2024
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Thomas Muller as a what now?!
Now who did this pic.twitter.com/6a9vNebbFa
— ???????? (@peja_rma) August 1, 2024
That wax artist has done Wayne Rooney dirty.
This Wayne Rooney waxwork in Gdansk looks like he’s been cornered by a paedophile hunter. pic.twitter.com/i1Ldu6NJLE
— Mattso (@M4ttso) August 2, 2024
Pretty much sums up Twitter these days.
My Twitter feed since Elon Musk took over pic.twitter.com/xPVi8ToNlT
— Out of Context Football Manager (@nocontextfm1) August 1, 2024
Time for Chelsea midfielder Enzo Fernandez to face the music.
Enzo Fernandez returning to the Chelsea dressing room pic.twitter.com/hOOMcjolmo
— Andy Ha (@AndyHa_) July 30, 2024
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A bit of an unfortunate sponsorship soils the excellent new Bournemouth kit.
Pic 1: Oh the Bournemouth kit looks class.
Pic 2:… Nevermind pic.twitter.com/fb3dHRqLhu
— Stewart's Gloves (@StewartsGloves) July 30, 2024
Ryan Reynolds has gone all out for the marketing of Deadpool and Wolverine.
Quick scroll of the club website… and didn’t expect that! ???? @PMullin7 #DeadpoolAndWolverine pic.twitter.com/5HN7tQmgCJ
— RobRyanRed – Wrexham AFC Podcast (@RobRyanRed) July 30, 2024
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Graphic design is my passion.
0-0 or 1-1 ? Nice of Nottingham Forest’s head of fonts to leave it up to us to decide. https://t.co/i9OkY52YGa
— FFJoe (@FFScout_Joe) August 2, 2024
An honest health update from Louis van Gaal.
????️ – Van Gaal: "My health? I am doing well. After 3 years of radiation therapy, kidney infections, prostate surgery, I can finally manage it. I can pee naturally again, which is important. But I can't make love anymore, that's a problem." [rtl] pic.twitter.com/DDqt5SSYYp
— ???????????? ???????????????? ???? (@TheEuropeanLad) August 2, 2024
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