Jose Mourinho – 10 of his best Quotes

Jose Mourinho is not a man to mince his words. He’s not too short on self confidence either and ever since he arrived in England to manage Chelsea in 2004 he has been a source of some of the all time great managerial quotes.

Some big himself up, others tear down his opponents and some are just plain weird but more often than not they are pure gold.

So with Mourinho heading back to the Premier League to take over at Tottenham Hotspur, we’ve decided to take a look at some of the best quotes by the former Manchester United and Chelsea boss…

What he said…

“I have a problem, which is I’m getting better at everything related to my job since I started.”Modest as always.


“Some clubs are treated as devils, some are treated as angels. I don’t think we are so ugly that we should be seen as the devil and I don’t think Arsene Wenger and David Dein are so beautiful that they should be viewed as angels.” – A thinly-veiled dig at Arsenal


“Please do not call me arrogant because what I say is true. I’m European champion. I’m not one out of the bottle, I think I’m a special one.” THE iconic Jose line.



“Fear is not a word in my football dictionary.” You can’t be afraid when you’re behind a bus.


“If he is right and I am afraid of failure it is because I didn’t fail many times. Eight years without silverware, that’s failure! He’s a specialist in failure. If I do that in Chelsea, eight years, I leave and don’t come back.” Another classic dig at Wenger.


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“The style of how we play is very important. But it is omelettes and eggs. No eggs – no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket, you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem.” We told you some of them were weird.

“If I wanted to have an easy job…I would have stayed at Porto – beautiful blue chair, the UEFA Champions League trophy, God, and after God, me.” – There’s that modesty again.


“[Luke Shaw] had a good performance but it was his body with my brain. He was in front of me and I was making every decision for him.” Never get on Jose’s bad side.


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“I think the lady needs to occupy her time, and if she takes care of her husband’s diet she will have less time to speak about me.” A double dig at the Benitez’s.


“When you enjoy what you do, you don’t lose your hair, and Guardiola is bald. He doesn’t enjoy football.” We’re not so sure Jose, he seems to be enjoying things now!

Read – Rating the 10 managers to have won the Premier League title

See also – Five Premier League managers who famously lost the head on the sideline

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