Once more into the breach: these are the best and funniest football tweets we saw on Twitter in the past week.
James Tarkowski went viral after clips of him and his wife on Married To The Game landed on the tweet machine. He’s smooth, we’ll give him that.
James Tarkowski is a man that knows how to flirt… 👩❤️👨
𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐓𝐨 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐚𝐦𝐞, coming to Prime Video on 23 February 📺 pic.twitter.com/GdrXmaSCUH
— Prime Video Sport UK (@primevideosport) February 19, 2024
Now the whole world knows he’s a top shagger.
James Tarkowski and wife Samantha maintain an active lifestyle away from their jobs… 😉
𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐓𝐨 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐚𝐦𝐞, streaming now on Prime Video 📺 pic.twitter.com/Veta4d92lW
— Prime Video Sport UK (@primevideosport) February 23, 2024
Branthwaite baffled as Everton capitulate to Brighton
This was almost the most brilliantly disrespectful goal from Lionel Messi.
Messi really chipped a player who was down injured 💀 https://t.co/BN3fpsDjxy
— B/R Football (@brfootball) February 22, 2024
Sometimes the internet comes together in beautiful ways.
My word, that’s good stuff pic.twitter.com/HBocH2BQvS
— Jamie Weir (@jamiecweir) February 22, 2024
The Champions League just doesn’t hit like it used to.
— Ryan O'Hanlon (@rwohan) February 20, 2024
I wonder why that is.
BT having all matches behind their paywall, state owned clubs, one team with a monumental advantage over the rest of the pack and being favourites every year and away goals taken away withdrawing the jeopardy/excitement that made KO stages great. Unless you’re interested in one… https://t.co/sGjoJAFrYX
— Chris Winterburn (@cmwinterburn) February 22, 2024
Erik ten Hag feels good about the future at Man United. Maybe he shouldn’t.
The picture pic.twitter.com/xCL44YzPZV https://t.co/Vf4WagsGK7
— B (@utdbrxy) February 24, 2024
Ten Hag laments ‘avoidable mistake’ that cost Man Utd against Fulham
The EFL Cup final is going to be red vs blue in more ways than one, it appears.
Bring on Sunday 🤟🏻 https://t.co/sLref8acgs pic.twitter.com/wdUgs45vIK
— ad (@ad05_) February 23, 2024
https://twitter.com/buckfastbadlad/status/1761094219530227939
Chelsea ‘not affected’ by recent cup final defeats
A true don in Roy Hodgson has possibly managed his last Premier League game.
Farewell, Capo. https://t.co/9WjIXK5iWC pic.twitter.com/51Yd0CCk6U
— SopranoSoccer (@SoccerSoprano) February 19, 2024
What a timeline we live in.
One of the few fun things about our reality is that we live in a world where Messi, Suarez, and Busquets all have to listen to pregame speeches from their captain: DeAndre Yedlin pic.twitter.com/Fa6VN23FLa
— Alex (@AGreenberg22) February 23, 2024
Oh dear.
https://twitter.com/deanvannguyen/status/1759243282851176796
It’s rare that a current Premier League player gets roasted for a take, but this one deserved it.
Check your DMs
— Specsavers (@Specsavers) February 18, 2024
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Championship is still pretty rock ‘n’ roll, though. But point taken.
aside from the fact they were Premier League sides last season, have Premier League budgets this season and will be Premier League sides again next season, this is bang on 👏🏻 https://t.co/Ac9PJuQIc0
— Michael Cox (@Zonal_Marking) February 24, 2024
This is uncanny.
Fucking Benzema https://t.co/MSBR8cZNCm
— steven Klopp (@stevenKloppLFC2) February 24, 2024
Liverpool fans clinging on to any faint hope of Jurgen Klopp staying at Anfield.
So he can go back on his word? Interesting… https://t.co/ymolI1vKC6 pic.twitter.com/mx0vlQRW8b
— TPH (@TPH141190) February 21, 2024
Lijnders admits Klopp is irreplaceable at Liverpool
Ba-dum-tish.
he’ll be livid he’s leaving stoke-a https://t.co/oISl3Jihyx
— jake (@_jkpnro) February 22, 2024
If the Premier League could get a move on with the points deductions, that’d be great.
We’re still waiting for you to tell us pal https://t.co/u0PUJE3PPx
— Ciaran (@CiaranBloo) February 22, 2024
Saka dodges ‘world class’ question following Rio Ferdinand comment
This can’t be real. Only in CONCACAF.
You Got CONCACAF’d
Cruz Azul vs León go 32+ minutes of stoppage time. pic.twitter.com/9wI5cMqVGD
— herculez gomez (@herculezg) February 22, 2024
Dani Alves has a new home for the next four and a half years…
#PrisonFC are delighted to announce the signing of Dani Alves on a 4.5 year deal! #WelcomeDani pic.twitter.com/hgTV2Io6kj
— Prison FC (@PrisonAFC) February 22, 2024
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