Here are the very best and funniest tweets from Football Twitter over the past week. We promise.
The Premier League has returned, but kids these days missed out on the Barclays.
Mature student trying to talk Barclays at freshers week pic.twitter.com/3uOJ8XkZCx
— Cultras Football Podcast (@thecultraspod) August 16, 2024
Men go through a transformation when the football is back.
Just so glad its back ???? pic.twitter.com/b0nA9AWQG1
— Andy Cantwell (@AndyCantwell) August 16, 2024
That time of year when I’m all psyched up for Fantasy Premier League, but give up after a month.
Me after not being Top of the the lads FPL League at Matchweek 2:
pic.twitter.com/bomeXb70GB— ???????????????? (@OfficialVizeh) August 16, 2024
Read – 70 of the best FPL team names for the 2024/25 season
The Premier League’s marketing department is shameless.
They’ve got some nerve tweeting ‘Proper Saturdays are back’ after gradually moving as many games as possible away from a fucking Saturday https://t.co/xO3pFnDeCQ
— JP (@JP__267) August 17, 2024
You have to admire this Ipswich Town fan’s commitment to the bit.
Incredible I have to say pic.twitter.com/iN8CaAHLzT
— Lewis Steele (@LewisSteele_) August 17, 2024
Read – Remembering the Liverpool XI that relegated Ipswich in 2002
Ed Sheeran’s career has taken a mad turn.
Ed Sheeran Selling Pies at Ipswich Town Football Game Today ???????? #itfc #edsheeran pic.twitter.com/NFqNPfK29D
— Views Of The Blues (@ViewsOfTheBlues) August 17, 2024
The opening night match between Fulham and Man United was not the great start to the Premier League season we had hoped.
Fulham everytime they have favourable numbers on a counter pic.twitter.com/SXju51e1Vm
— D4 (@D4KAComps) August 16, 2024
Read – Ten Hag outlines what he wants from Man Utd match winner
They need all the prayers they can get after last season.
Man Utd fans in Uganda ???????? pray ahead of the new season ????????pic.twitter.com/zAHcNJh6rv
— POOJA!!! (@PoojaMedia) August 16, 2024
Training at Chelsea is like going to the gym in January.
Ptddddr ils sont 12000 on dirait il est 18 au fitness park de Villiers pic.twitter.com/qtQFEtEyjd
— FVMTOMVS ???????? (@fameux_Soukre) August 16, 2024
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Cole Palmer signed a contract for HOW LONG?
“You know it said 2033, right?”
pic.twitter.com/rXYDRI8uFn— Andy Ha (@AndyHa_) August 13, 2024
I don’t see this approach working out at Bayern Munich, to be honest.
Vincent Kompany at Burnley.
Bayern Munich players are in for a long ride. pic.twitter.com/jPlzlGS4hH
— @???????????????????????????????????????????????????? (@OneJoblessBoy) August 16, 2024
Read – Our writers’ Premier League predictions for the 2024/25 season
Bordeaux fans have been freed from the burden of supporting a football team. Lucky them.
Imagine being lucky enough for this to happen to your club. The gift of sweet release. Finally free to live life https://t.co/LnG9u9R3an
— Tom (@t_manning92) August 16, 2024
Ollie McBurnie looks delighted with this.
Fans offering After Sun in exchange for Oli McBurnie’s shirt following his Las Palmas debut. Forget Mbappé, transfer of the summer. https://t.co/jxP3Cn8zxf
— Jamie Kemp (@jamiemkemp) August 17, 2024
Crystal Palace are trying to replace Brighton as the toughest negotiators in the Premier League.
Negotiating with Crystal Palace https://t.co/1ywOGftehv pic.twitter.com/7jDopvfbez
— EnGee (@_EnGee) August 16, 2024
Read – Crystal Palace Premier League season preview
Leeds United seem determined to sell all their best players this summer.
Leeds’ transfer window rn pic.twitter.com/reLwL1mOWn
— jordan ???????? (@Jordansnook14) August 15, 2024
Not sure Mikel Arteta expected this line of questioning.
where are they finding the interviewers from???????? pic.twitter.com/8nFvSrrzgX
— san????️ (@snytmn) August 14, 2024
Read – Arteta finds two areas of improvement for Arsenal
This is a wild way to watch football.
This was the view of Old Trafford from a bar in Los Angeles last night. ????
That's insane man. pic.twitter.com/u2ade2EQ5N
— Paul Manc Bald and Bred (@MufcWonItAll2) August 17, 2024
The mystery of Tyrell Malacia continues.
Last time he played for us, he was 23. https://t.co/GjfFroLrqI
— ` (@schrutelad) August 17, 2024
Read – Five young Premier League players to watch out for in 2024/25
Time waits for no man.
Commentator just said "Rashford's 10th PL season" pic.twitter.com/SJpj5Zb78s
— Rahul (@exceedingxpuns) August 16, 2024
How is this a real stat?
Brighton manager Fabian Hurzeler, who has picked James Milner in his starting XI for today's Premier League game, was 9 years old when Milner made his Premier League debut.
— Will Jeanes (@will_jeanes) August 17, 2024
We’re big fans of Spurs’ announcement video for the arrival of Wilson Odobert.
WILLLLLSSOOOOONNN pic.twitter.com/OwWsc1xrEo
— Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial) August 16, 2024
Read – Every Premier League kit released for the 2024/25 season
Although we’re even bigger fans of Alexander Sorloth bring his tiny dog to his presentation as an Atletico Madrid player.
El noruego Alexander Sørloth fue presentado en el Atlético de Madrid y llevó a ¡SU PERRITO! ????????
Video: atleticodemadrid pic.twitter.com/XUY8kp6XD9
— Diario Olé (@DiarioOle) August 15, 2024
Incredible insight from Michael Olise.
Bro is never beating the allegations ???????? pic.twitter.com/t06X1K4y4D
— ???? (@ler0yera) August 15, 2024
Gary Neville must never take a day off.
imagine flunking your exams and then Gary Neville is trying to give words of wisdom pic.twitter.com/9Ar3Z6Tkgs
— noah (@JOGOBONlTO) August 15, 2024
There’s always that one guy.
“This ones on fifa” pic.twitter.com/bixt45BnLj
— Fisted Away (@fistedaway) August 11, 2024
Tim Sherwood did not understand the assignment.
“It can be as bold as you like, Tim. Your wildest prediction.” pic.twitter.com/7KtJ9QCXTR
— Andy Ha (@AndyHa_) August 14, 2024
Read – The best Premier League players according to Opta
Bit of an overflow problem here.
Just got here… Fucking mayhem on the ring road today#htafc https://t.co/8cCIFxeiCv pic.twitter.com/P1ZoRuZHaC
— Sandra (@SANDRA_HTFC) August 17, 2024
One for the Dune fans.
Liverpool’s manager looks like a Harkonnen.
— . (@tsnmknd) August 17, 2024
Where have I seen this before?
Liverpool fans getting angry at an unambitious midfielder, turning down a chance to win trophies to stay at a club he loves, is it? https://t.co/EvECuT5xhm
— Chris Taylor (@christotaylo) August 12, 2024
Read – Five of the worst Premier League kits released in 2024/25
A lovely tribute to Goodison Park. So of course they started the season with a 3-0 home defeat.
????️ Goodison Park 1892-2025 ????
The Grand Old Lady's 133rd and final season begins tomorrow… ???? pic.twitter.com/V7oONlMLlh
— Everton (@Everton) August 16, 2024
Scott Parker is stuck in a cycle from which he cannot break free.
The Scott Parker deal with the devil is a lifetime contract in the Championship pic.twitter.com/UFQBAyY8Ka
— luke (@louorns) August 17, 2024
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