The best and funniest tweets of the week from the world of football, featuring the long-awaited return of Jose Mourinho as Spurs manager, Arsenal’s never-ending misery, Gareth Bale not giving a flying fiddler, and the oddest football mug we’ve ever seen.
It’s a bit dusty in here.
#COYS.💙 pic.twitter.com/mh0v46lWd5
— Jesus Perez (@jesus_perez) November 21, 2019
There’s just something not right about these images.
I surely can’t be the only person who feels like these photos simply look wrong. https://t.co/RxIKTf8qNh
— Patrick Timmons (@PatrickTimmons1) November 20, 2019
Read: How will Spurs play under Jose Mourinho?
West Ham created a hype video slating Jose Mourinho, proceeded to delete said video, then got whupped by Spurs. Talk about a self-own.
https://twitter.com/Liam_N17/status/1198234542089342976?s=20
Get away from that damn wheel!
Since this tweet:
• Oxford 4-0 West Ham.
• Bournemouth 2-2 West Ham.
• West Ham 1-2 Crystal Palace.
• Everton 2-0 West Ham.
• West Ham 1-1 Sheffield United.
• West Ham 2-3 Newcastle.
• Burnley 3-0 West Ham.
• West Ham 2-3 Spurs.We warned you lads, it’s a curse. https://t.co/WzODdviIBF
— Retro United (@Retro_Utd) November 23, 2019
Seriously, before the entire vehicle swerves off a cliff.
Tottenham have now won four in a row at The London Stadium.
West Ham’s longest winning run there is three.
— James Maw (@JamesTMaw) November 23, 2019
It’s great being an Arsenal fan these days.
https://twitter.com/amyjohnsonnn_/status/1197533318125887488?s=20
Read: Arsenal are destined to repeat the same cycle year after year
Especially when you’re satisfied with salvaging a last minute draw against the second bottom team in the Premier League.
Someone said Unai Emery is a terrorist and another person commented " at least terrorists attack"
— 🪢 (@lLAIXMORIBA) November 23, 2019
Has anyone in the entire history of humankind ever preferred Wales over Madrid to the same extent as Gareth Bale?
The extent to which Bale no longer gives a single solitary shit really is very enjoyable. pic.twitter.com/eflCjhq7Pi
— Nick Miller (@NickMiller79) November 20, 2019
Read: Spanish media lose their minds over Gareth Bale flag
I bet it makes for a great cuppa though.
I have so many questions… #afcb pic.twitter.com/iTWBR9CSQ8
— Back Of The Net 🍒 (@afcbpodcast) November 21, 2019
Staff meetings must be a nightmare.
Newcastle United have a manager called Steve, an assistant manager called Steve, a first-team coach called Steve, a head scout called Steve and now a goalkeeping coach called Steve.
Stevecastle United.
— Joe Donnohue (@JoeDonnohue) November 22, 2019
Michy Batshuayi is getting great mileage out of this meme.
Telling my kids this was daddy https://t.co/Ui4M3Z6XDd
— Michy Batshuayi (@mbatshuayi) November 21, 2019
No caption necessary:
https://twitter.com/VamosYids/status/1197985884982906881?s=20
Your man has a shot to win the game and then does this, wyd?
Is this the most ridiculous penalty you've ever seen? 😮🤦🏿♂️ pic.twitter.com/92xctITH1j
— Olúwashínà Òkélèjì (@oluwashina) November 22, 2019
Please, stop. This is child abuse.
— Samuel Marsden (@samuelmarsden) November 23, 2019
The Champions League is great and all, but it’ll never top the Copa Libertadores and its Stormtroopers.
What? pic.twitter.com/wuzJqDrNwF
— Miguel Delaney (@MiguelDelaney) November 23, 2019
I will never get tired of videos of dogs invading football pitches.
— Out Of Context Football (@nocontextfooty) November 20, 2019
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