The best and funniest tweets of the week from the world of football, featuring the long-awaited return of Jose Mourinho as Spurs manager, Arsenal’s never-ending misery, Gareth Bale not giving a flying fiddler, and the oddest football mug we’ve ever seen.
It’s a bit dusty in here.
— Jesus Perez (@jesus_perez) November 21, 2019
There’s just something not right about these images.
I surely can’t be the only person who feels like these photos simply look wrong. https://t.co/RxIKTf8qNh
— Patrick Timmons (@PatrickTimmons1) November 20, 2019
West Ham created a hype video slating Jose Mourinho, proceeded to delete said video, then got whupped by Spurs. Talk about a self-own.
Just remember West Ham made this video just for today. Silly cunts pic.twitter.com/al5maq0YJE
— Liam 🇦🇷 (@Liam_N17) November 23, 2019
Get away from that damn wheel!
Since this tweet:
• Oxford 4-0 West Ham.
• Bournemouth 2-2 West Ham.
• West Ham 1-2 Crystal Palace.
• Everton 2-0 West Ham.
• West Ham 1-1 Sheffield United.
• West Ham 2-3 Newcastle.
• Burnley 3-0 West Ham.
• West Ham 2-3 Spurs.
We warned you lads, it’s a curse. https://t.co/WzODdviIBF
— Ryan. 🔴 (@Vintage_Utd) November 23, 2019
Seriously, before the entire vehicle swerves off a cliff.
Tottenham have now won four in a row at The London Stadium.
West Ham’s longest winning run there is three.
— James Maw (@JamesTMaw) November 23, 2019
It’s great being an Arsenal fan these days.
Arsenal fans now that the international break is over: https://t.co/EA0vRX82Fk
— Amy (@aej11x) November 21, 2019
Especially when you’re satisfied with salvaging a last minute draw against the second bottom team in the Premier League.
Someone said Unai Emery is a terrorist and another person commented " at least terrorists attack"
— Ché🇿🇦 (@UtdChe) November 23, 2019
Has anyone in the entire history of humankind ever preferred Wales over Madrid to the same extent as Gareth Bale?
The extent to which Bale no longer gives a single solitary shit really is very enjoyable. pic.twitter.com/eflCjhq7Pi
— Nick Miller (@NickMiller79) November 20, 2019
I bet it makes for a great cuppa though.
— Back Of The Net 🍒 (@afcbpodcast) November 21, 2019
Staff meetings must be a nightmare.
Newcastle United have a manager called Steve, an assistant manager called Steve, a first-team coach called Steve, a head scout called Steve and now a goalkeeping coach called Steve.
— Joe Donnohue (@JoeDonnohue) November 22, 2019
Michy Batshuayi is getting great mileage out of this meme.
Telling my kids this was daddy https://t.co/Ui4M3Z6XDd
— Michy Batshuayi (@mbatshuayi) November 21, 2019
No caption necessary:
Throwback to one of the most shithousary games you will ever witness
Manchester City Vs Tottenham Hotspur
Just watch ffs 😭😂 pic.twitter.com/O8CQ9MttCb
— MV🇷🇺 (@VamosYids) November 22, 2019
Your man has a shot to win the game and then does this, wyd?
Is this the most ridiculous penalty you've ever seen? 😮🤦🏿♂️ pic.twitter.com/92xctITH1j
— Oluwashina Okeleji (@oluwashina) November 22, 2019
Please, stop. This is child abuse.
— Samuel Marsden (@samuelmarsden) November 23, 2019
The Champions League is great and all, but it’ll never top the Copa Libertadores and its Stormtroopers.
— Miguel Delaney (@MiguelDelaney) November 23, 2019
I will never get tired of videos of dogs invading football pitches.
— Out Of Context Football (@nocontextfooty) November 20, 2019