Alex Morgan ruffled some fragile English hearts with her tea-sipping celebration, Newcastle United are spiralling, and one Arsenal fan finds an ingenious way to help the club buy new players.
The week started off with a good old non-controversy controversy in the English media following England’s 2-1 defeat to the “arrogant” Americans in the Fifa Women’s World Cup. Alex Morgan had the temerity to celebrate(!) her goal by pretending to sip on a cup of tea. Or mimicking a teenager taking his first drag of a joint, whichever it was, they’re hard to tell apart.
What is it about England and major tournaments that they have to stir up some kind of shit in-between matchdays? There is no narrative left unturned by the press, no matter how irrelevant it is to the game itself. Can’t wait for the men’s Euros in 2020!
A goal celebration three centuries in the making.
https://twitter.com/harrykanefc/status/1146146454135824384
Sipping on tea for goal celebrations is just too far.
‘We love our tea in England’ pic.twitter.com/tRGT4Cjywe
— Stephen Doyle (@dubsoulrebel) July 2, 2019
You can’t help but feel sorry for the Lionesses.
https://twitter.com/gibbogibby1/status/1146166616255848448
I can help it, actually.
Beloved Chelsea legend Frank Lampard returned to the London club as manager this week.
— Andy Ha (@AndyHa_) July 4, 2019
This is how you back your team when they need you:
The only true Arsenal fan left at the club. pic.twitter.com/yiiaR968lG
— Andy Ha (@AndyHa_) July 6, 2019
There is a silver lining for Arsenal fans, though.
https://twitter.com/outofcontextars/status/1146062234260406275
Could be worse though. They could be Newcastle fans.
https://twitter.com/OOCNUFC/status/1146168658265354246
History repeats itself.
Phil Jagielka returning to Sheffield United. Gianluigi Buffon returning to Juventus. Frank Lampard returning to Chelsea. Championship football returning to Newcastle United.
— Jonny Sharples (@JonnyGabriel) July 4, 2019
Gotta maintain that 100% record.
Biggest 100% PL seasons
Wins: Oleksandr Zinchenko (14/14 in 2018-19)
Draws: Jay McEveley (5/5 in 2004-05)
Defeats: Jack Grealish (16/16 in 2015-16)
— Duncan Alexander (@oilysailor) July 2, 2019
You can take the man out of Italy…
https://twitter.com/rcatanese/status/1146231366930952192
Football is at its most joyous when you’re about three foot tall.
Football is brilliant. pic.twitter.com/V0e46UC0NJ
— MUNDIAL (@MundialMag) July 3, 2019
Never mind the golazo, look out for the bald fella celebrating the goal here:
How to celebrate a worldie ⚽️ ???? against Brazil ⬇️
Knees up Dave Connell ????#WUG19IRL pic.twitter.com/s3eTMOcImp
— Ireland Football ⚽️???????? (@IrelandFootball) July 3, 2019