It’s that time of the week where we round up the best tweets and hilarious memes from Football Twitter.
Wow, look at this totally wholesome and funny video from Jermaine Jenas. Would be a real shame if he ruined everyone’s enjoyment of it by doing something highly inappropriate.
Whenever I see this video on the timeline I have to watch it.
I never let myself scroll past it. pic.twitter.com/RTOsyvMrYJ
— Ellis Platten – AwayDays (@ellis_platten) August 19, 2024
Ah, well, nevertheless.
Jermaine Jenas telling Gabby Agbonlahor and Simon Jordan why he got sacked from BBC pic.twitter.com/I6mq9J5PWW
— Ben Hadlington (@Benhadlington1) August 22, 2024
It’s over, folks.
"There'll be no securing the coin then, i'll tell the certain men" pic.twitter.com/U2XmEotofE
— Eugene (@eugeneh84) August 22, 2024
Read – The Premier League players with the most hat-tricks
Football Twitter is very disappointed in you, mate.
https://t.co/aSWls2hEww pic.twitter.com/EWjRRKsIor
— The Screen Rot Podcast (@screenrotpod) August 22, 2024
Jenas spent three minutes on radio refusing to talk about the accusations, to which Ray Parlour had a brilliant response.
Ray Parlour, voice of the people https://t.co/V7sgNHOC7I pic.twitter.com/5nepVvPm5l
— Shutts (@Shuttsapalooza) August 23, 2024
Not even his dog can forgive him.
😂😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/SlsjFIPJGc pic.twitter.com/194GH5qjdL
— 🔑 (@v2muli) August 23, 2024
Read – The best Premier League kit reveals of 2024/25
We should have seen it coming, really.
This video of Jermaine jenas didn’t age well pic.twitter.com/WwaUgbyZ7D
— Lewis 🏴 (@lewisa95) August 23, 2024
These new goal animations from the Premier League are mint, credit where it’s due.
All 20 new goal animations unlocked 🔓
Got a favourite? pic.twitter.com/3ZbuZBtWzS
— Premier League (@premierleague) August 21, 2024
Jamie Vardy is back in the Premier League and we couldn’t be happier about it.
The Jamie Vardy experience (37 years old with no preseason):
• Downs a can of red bull before the second half
• Scores the equaliser against Spurs (earned his team a point)
• Reminds them that he has 1 PL title and they have 0
• Tells Romero to f off pic.twitter.com/S6XVwvNRYF— 🇨🇩🇸🇱 (@8Flavs) August 19, 2024
Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve got our Barclays back.
Jamie Vardy swigging from a can of Red Bull as he walks out for the second half, scoring an improbable equaliser with his first chance, goading Tottenham’s fans for having never won the Premier League and loudly telling Cristian Romero to “fuck off” as he goes off pic.twitter.com/2O5JbdFajY
— Tom Williams (@tomwfootball) August 19, 2024
Speaking of…
nobody will remember:
– your salary
– how “busy you were”
– how many hours you workedpeople will remember:
– Morten Gamst Pedersen
– Michu
– Amr Zaki— Shutts (@Shuttsapalooza) August 19, 2024
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I’d like to think Vardy was paying homage to this painting and not trolling the Spurs fans over the number of Premier League titles they’ve won.
Portrait of a Lady in a Silver and Blue Dress, by Nicolas de Largilliere, 1735, 📸 by @catherineivill pic.twitter.com/qLLNFEWkVs
— ArtButMakeItSports (@ArtButSports) August 20, 2024
Ange Postecoglou became an instant meme for his reaction to the draw.
When the firestick starts buffering at 2:59pm on a Saturday pic.twitter.com/HF9txy9p9g
— The 44 ⚽️ (@The_Forty_Four) August 19, 2024
People come up with these so quickly lol pic.twitter.com/babirZp9T4
— Brian Dagul (@bridagul) August 20, 2024
This has to be the most embarrassing red card of all time.
En efecto, es Copa Perú 🇵🇪🚬 pic.twitter.com/ngM6huTIVJ
— Paralytics Perú (@perulytics) August 18, 2024
Just a perfect joke.
Just makes you sick that football clubs will accept money for shirt sponsors from things that have caused untold suffering to millions of people ffs, but anyway, enough about Ipswich https://t.co/vfwi8fr5fN
— R (@rjb_1998) August 23, 2024
Only real ones know.
Me and the homies when a song from FIFA 12 comes on at a house party
— Billy 🪩 (@_billyreid) August 23, 2024
Read – Four Premier League stars in transfer limbo ahead of deadline day
This never gets old.
Still one of the funniest football videos I’ve ever seen.pic.twitter.com/04i7nkuwv9
— James (@JamessUtd_) August 21, 2024
Chelsea in the transfer market, summed up.
😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/wgLrXMANU8
— 𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐱 🧏🏽♂️ (@LFC_Jota20) August 23, 2024
Read – Maresca confirms Chelsea want big signing before transfer deadline day
They absolutely would.
I am convinced that if Raheem Sterling wasn’t already at Chelsea, they would sign him.
— Chris Nunn (@ChrisNunn1972) August 22, 2024
Chelsea certainly haven’t made themselves the neutral’s favourite anyway.
How can you not root for Chelsea’s failure. The idea of them locking everyone to 8 year contracts cause Boehly thought he could run it like a baseball team, only for them to be stuck in permanent mediocrity is just too sweet to pass up on.
— Jake. (@YedIin) August 18, 2024
Guys, it’s so unfair of you to point out how many players Chelsea have in their squad.
Everyone keeps on saying chelsea have 44 players. Well that’s not true! They have 25 players. Plus some extras who don’t count. 25 is normal! The ones that don’t count…well it’s unfair to lump them in.
— Y (@tinscognito__) August 21, 2024
Meanwhile, Liverpool are getting desperate for new signings.
Arne Slot making his first signing at Liverpool https://t.co/3cfnX5MV7d pic.twitter.com/vDm9w5jzuN
— 🉐 (@KobbieEra) August 23, 2024
Read – Premier League records that could be broken in 2024/25
Unai Emery’s communication has come on leaps and bounds from his days in Moscow.
Aiden McGeady with a hilarious story about when Unai Emery was his boss at Spartak Moscow
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/KFf5RG9t1H
— IrishPropaganda🇮🇪⚽️ (@IrishPropaganda) August 23, 2024
Absolutely over the moon, isn’t he?
Partick Thistle’s new signing seems delighted to have joined… pic.twitter.com/kHZjWC0v6R
— The 30 ⚽️🏴 (@The_Thirty_) August 23, 2024
We’ve all been there. Try to be a little too clever on Football Manager and gotten spanked.
tried inverting fullbacks in a Genoa FM save and got pumped 11-1 by Milan pic.twitter.com/RspTQPIhtg
— . (@shofaftb) August 22, 2024
Incredible prank.
Yesterday the Hungarian derby between Ferencvaros and Ujpest took place.
Ferencvaros placed a green smoke bomb in the away end and let it off with a remote device from the home end… 💨
A level of shithousery we can all get behind… 🤣
pic.twitter.com/XNKfkE8lCP— Football Away Days (@FBAwayDays) August 18, 2024
The kids are alright.
“Your teams disgusting mate” before even knowing who they support. Game might no longer be gone 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/Q1qRJoW0Ai
— fingaldinz (@fingaldinz) August 18, 2024
Read – The best Premier League kits we’ll see in 2024/25
Only two weeks in and your Fantasy Premier League team is in shambles.
Just spotted a Solanke Quansah & Barco ownerpic.twitter.com/E3qGIkAMcm
— FPL Banger Podcast 🎙️ (@FPL_Banger) August 23, 2024
Who knew Paolo Maldini was such a fantasy expert?
"If I have to make a transfer in Gameweek 2 then I have already made a mistake"
– Paolo Maldini – #FPL pic.twitter.com/4f6PHJyzAF
— FPLHINTS (@FPLHints) August 18, 2024
Read – 70 of the best FPL team names for the 2024/25 season
A lot of FPL managers have been left in the lurch by Valentin Barco’s loan move.
Sorry to any @OfficialFPL fans for taking your defender 😅
— Sevilla FC (@SevillaFC_ENG) August 23, 2024
Wait for it.
Who made this😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/G3OQvRRlNv
— R y y ⚡️ (@AFC_Ryyy) August 22, 2024
I think Conor Gallagher may come to realise his move to Atletico Madrid is the best thing that could have happened to him.
Conor Gallagher’s presentation at the Metropolitano for Atletico Madrid
Nah this is mad 😭🔥 pic.twitter.com/Ni3OVdAeGT
— svint (@svintfc) August 21, 2024
Read – The worst Premier League kits released in 2024/25
There’s something familiar about this Savinho guy…
Wait a minute 🧐🤣 https://t.co/QDDx27HE3U
— Riyad Mahrez (@Mahrez22) August 20, 2024
The ref cam shows just how how badly Casemiro got cooked against Crystal Palace last season.
The angle of this footage is killing me look at Casemiro man 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/OL212mgUba
— ÂØ🏄🏾♂️ (@_21AMN) August 22, 2024
We’re never seeing Tyrell Malacia again, are we?
Gundogan left England for a year and is still gonna play a Prem game before Malacia.. 💔
pic.twitter.com/yUHV5ucn5A— Frank🧠🇳🇱 (fan) (@TenHagEra) August 21, 2024
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