We’re back for another week of the best football tweets from that platform that was once useable.
Football said goodbye to a legend of the game this week.
You have been the most beautiful and intense journey of my life.
You have been my everything. With you I have travelled a unique and unforgettable path.
But now it is time to start new chapters, face new challenges and write further important and exciting pages of life. pic.twitter.com/IjHDDE4jMe— Giorgio Chiellini (@chiellini) December 12, 2023
Iconic Duos: Leonardo Bonucci and Giorgio Chiellini
The Premier League cannot contain Dycheball.
He's doing it. pic.twitter.com/r5KlacPuQG
— Kaustubh Pandey (@Kaus_Pandey17) December 10, 2023
Sean Dyche is so massive that his derby got prime broadcast slot
— Jon Mackenzie (@Jon_Mackenzie) December 16, 2023
Sean Dyche delighted as Everton wipe out Premier League points deduction
Sean Dyche after the 10 point deduction pic.twitter.com/siDyoZuaYe
— Duncs (@duncsagain) December 16, 2023
I think anyone that Sean Dyche finishes above after 38 games should get sacked and fined.
— Jordy (@jordyinit) December 16, 2023
I know Sean Dyche feels sick to his stomach with what Kompany turned his work into.
— 2 Cold Scorpio (@Ic3Evaa) December 16, 2023
Former Arsenal man Mesut Ozil threw some shade on Hollywood actor Leo DiCaprio.
Arsenal Football Club is older than 25 years … so why should he know? ???? #YaGunnersYa ❤ https://t.co/hSBnt69NO2
— Mesut Özil (@M10) December 16, 2023
Fulham fans really know how to put on a spread.
https://t.co/MG9bZvNwns pic.twitter.com/iBOWp7qwtf
— Billy (@_billyreid) December 16, 2023
Marco Silva criticises ‘really strange’ refereeing as Newcastle beat Fulham
Just like me, for real.
Seeing Pascal Chimbonda pop up on Premier League Years at 4am https://t.co/uLKmwwCICN
— Fionn Viteža (@fionnviteza) December 15, 2023
Not even Mikel Arteta believes this.
Mikel and the club must've hired Harvey Spectre because look at this ???????????????? pic.twitter.com/C7v8Hbc8kj
— Raf???????? (@rafsenal) December 14, 2023
Arsenal boss Arteta praises Brighton and De Zerbi passion
Definitely something Pep Guardiola would say. Probably.
"Tom Holland? He is so so good. More than you believe he is good. The ultimate rizz master. Internet knows this. Zendaya knows this, everyone knows this.” https://t.co/Rch4lcxjtZ pic.twitter.com/4Bde87fxIq
— Rahul (@exceedingxpuns) December 12, 2023
Guardiola delivers damning Man City assessment
We’d like this final matchup, just to see what would happen.
A Rangers/Liverpool Europa Final in DUBLIN could get British teams banned from Europe for about 150 years.
— Evan (@EvanMcFarlane) December 14, 2023
Not too many folks felt particularly sad for Newcastle after they were eliminated from the Champions League.
inspiring picture of newcastles owners standing behind the team ???? https://t.co/GjziVtgoZA
— Ed (@ted_pen) December 13, 2023
Newcastle injury crisis deepens ahead of Chelsea clash
Mauricio Pochettino is under pressure at Chelsea.
— Memerinho (@Memerinho1) December 10, 2023
Pochettino singles out ‘massive’ impact of Chelsea summer signing
There is no need to be embarrassed by this, everyone should have a Mick McCarthy folder on their phone.
“Can i borrow your phone?” Yeah 2 secs pic.twitter.com/nOwlZYUJJV
— ash ???????? (@sillyashley1) December 14, 2023
This is what you call doing your research.
Haaland's dad is on FPL!!
He sold Haaland + Mbeumo for Isak + Salah ????He's in a Haaland family league, and a Prime league (sponsors Haaland). pic.twitter.com/lsNIzBgqL6
— FPL Focal (@FPLFocal) December 11, 2023
Tom Lockyer ‘responsive’ after Luton Town captain collapses
A classic ruse, worked to perfection.
???????? https://t.co/VfxRWWies6 pic.twitter.com/uUXfoS9h3R
— Calvin Green (@CLoGreeno) December 10, 2023
It looks like Anthony Martial’s reign as the Premier League’s resident sulky Frenchman is coming to an end.
https://t.co/I2DN4Z6NQn pic.twitter.com/DK74i351Mm
— Casey Evans (@Casey_Evans_) December 11, 2023
Bologna in the Champions League? What a time to be alive.
sToP tHe CoUnT ???? https://t.co/XIaEW7lCss pic.twitter.com/b22NUVbPHp
— Bologna FC 1909 (@BolognaFC1909en) December 14, 2023