It’s that time of the week again folks, time for The Football Faithful to look at the best and funniest tweets from the world of football over the last week.
This week we feature professional sleuth Coleen Rooney, Man City’s imaginary Champions League, and Mick McCarthy’s secret career…
Coleen Rooney went in two-footed on Rebekah Vardy.
This has been a burden in my life for a few years now and finally I have got to the bottom of it…… pic.twitter.com/0YqJAoXuK1
— Coleen Rooney (@ColeenRoo) October 9, 2019
For one amazing afternoon the entire internet was captivated.
Everyone reading Coleen Rooney's tweet. pic.twitter.com/sxQ01ZyYrs
— Kristian (@vonstrenginho) October 9, 2019
So we did what we always do; we memed. Glorious, stupendous, fantabulous memes.
— Sam (@the_cannon) October 9, 2019
Coleen’s trick worked so well we started doubting whether anything was real anymore.
Is Wayne Rooney still moving to Derby, or was that just Coleen having Rebekah Vardy on and it's gone too far?
— Si Lloyd (@SmnLlyd5) October 9, 2019
Seriously, I could keep doing this all day.
*Coleen sleeping*
<⌒/ヽ-、___
/<_/____/∧_∧
( ・ω・)
_| ⊃/(_IT WAS REBEKAH VARDY
/ └-(____/
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄— Emvira🧛🏼♀️ (@_emilyoram) October 9, 2019
Read more: Coleen Rooney, Rebekah Vardy and the incredible reaction to the beef to end all beefs
But I digress. Let’s move on from Rebekah Vardy and onto one of Britain’s other beloved characters.
— Jonny Sharples (@JonnyGabriel) October 7, 2019
Be careful what you say in front of millions of people on television.
— football images that precede unfortunate events (@CursedFootball) October 6, 2019
Mick McCarthy’s personality is far more entertaining than the football his Ireland team plays.
There are very few managers in world football you'd rather go for a pint with than Mick McCarthy. pic.twitter.com/hvJmtztYM0
— Andrew Cunneen (@Cunneen92) October 11, 2019
The phantom trophy.
https://twitter.com/WeLoveYouSonny/status/1180920311946059781?s=20
Juventus absolutely bodied Inter Milan online after their derby win last weekend.
OOPS!…we did it again! 🤷♀ #InterJuve pic.twitter.com/g8EkQUpq4o
— JuventusFC (@juventusfc) October 6, 2019
Read: Six of the best players to switch international allegiances
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