Ste McGovern
The best and funniest tweets from the world of football, featuring Arsenal’s galaxy brain training methods, Fifa’s top tier trolling and Liverpool’s shiny new perch.
It’s like an insight into a chaotic mind.
pic.twitter.com/bMI6JBPiMs https://t.co/3OYAfc09SO
— Andy Ha (@AndyHa_) September 22, 2019
Fifa are either banterific or trolling us all with their awards.
Congratulations, Marcelo Bielsa & @LUFC squad 👏
Winner of the FIFA Fair Play Award 2019 🏆#TheBest | #FIFAFootballAwards pic.twitter.com/aPknLAKLYZ
— FIFA.com (@FIFAcom) September 23, 2019
Lampard slams FIFA for handing Leeds and Bielsa Fair Play award
Reminder that Ronaldo, member of the 2019 Team of the Year, has just eight non-penalty goals in this calendar year.
Players who have scored more top 5 league plus CL/EL goals in 2019 than Ronaldo:
Messi
Aguero
Mbappe
Lewandowski
Aubameyang
Benzema
Mane
Sterling
Ben Yedder
Dembele
Zapata
Quagliarella
Vardy
SalahThis includes penalties.
— Grace Robertson 🏳️⚧️ (@GraceOnFootball) September 23, 2019
Arsenal still don’t like Stoke City, I see.
Arsenal would rather see Stoke relegated than stay in the Carabao Cup. Haven’t been this proud of the club since 2004. https://t.co/nuR57BkHAu
— Andy Ha (@AndyHa_) September 23, 2019
I wonder what would happen if they swapped jobs.
3 – Pep Guardiola has never lost more than three games in a row during his managerial career. Supreme. https://t.co/yxzB2NeNK8
— OptaJoe (@OptaJoe) September 25, 2019
Not sure you know what a perch is, Peter.
SAF’s won more titles in the last 10 years than LFC have in the last 30 – and he’s been retired for 7 of them. https://t.co/0H0QGxkBOa
— Jay Motty (@JayMotty) September 25, 2019
Liverpool CEO: We are back on our perch
In any case, it’s obviously Arsenal they’ll have to knock off it first.
https://twitter.com/Aubazettes/status/1177227309297930240?s=20
The disrespect.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/orXItCk5H3
— Robert Warren (@RobGWarren) September 24, 2019
Five of the biggest League Cup upsets ever
Muh free speech!
both are/were deep creative passers, but you're only 'allowed' to criticise one of them https://t.co/oLeseos7nG pic.twitter.com/559DYqrwsZ
— Ashwin Raman (@AshwinRaman_) September 25, 2019
Phrasing!
The club will have no idea how funny this is to an immature English audience 😂 https://t.co/AcPhKLAyAg
— Dan Williamson (@winkveron) September 25, 2019
The author of Trainspotting really doesn’t like University College Dublin’s football team for some reason.
— Out Of Context League Of Ireland (@OutOfContextLOI) September 24, 2019
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