The best and funniest tweets from the world of football, featuring Arsenal’s galaxy brain training methods, Fifa’s top tier trolling and Liverpool’s shiny new perch.
It’s like an insight into a chaotic mind.
— Andy Ha (@AndyHa_) September 22, 2019
Fifa are either banterific or trolling us all with their awards.
Congratulations, Marcelo Bielsa & @LUFC squad 👏
— FIFA.com (@FIFAcom) September 23, 2019
Reminder that Ronaldo, member of the 2019 Team of the Year, has just eight non-penalty goals in this calendar year.
Players who have scored more top 5 league plus CL/EL goals in 2019 than Ronaldo:
This includes penalties.
— Grace Robertson 🏳️⚧️ (@GraceOnFootball) September 23, 2019
Arsenal still don’t like Stoke City, I see.
Arsenal would rather see Stoke relegated than stay in the Carabao Cup. Haven’t been this proud of the club since 2004. https://t.co/nuR57BkHAu
— Andy Ha (@AndyHa_) September 23, 2019
I wonder what would happen if they swapped jobs.
3 – Pep Guardiola has never lost more than three games in a row during his managerial career. Supreme. https://t.co/yxzB2NeNK8
— OptaJoe (@OptaJoe) September 25, 2019
Not sure you know what a perch is, Peter.
SAF’s won more titles in the last 10 years than LFC have in the last 30 – and he’s been retired for 7 of them. https://t.co/0H0QGxkBOa
— Jay Motty (@JayMotty) September 25, 2019
In any case, it’s obviously Arsenal they’ll have to knock off it first.
— Robert Warren (@RobGWarren) September 24, 2019
Muh free speech!
— Ashwin Raman (@AshwinRaman_) September 25, 2019
The club will have no idea how funny this is to an immature English audience 😂 https://t.co/AcPhKLAyAg
— Dan Williamson (@winkveron) September 25, 2019
The author of Trainspotting really doesn’t like University College Dublin’s football team for some reason.
— Out Of Context League Of Ireland (@OutOfContextLOI) September 24, 2019