Welcome back to Tweets of the Week after an extended break due to international football.
It’s been a long fortnight without the Premier League, which is why we’ve packed in two week’s worth of tweets into our latest column. Enjoy!
How many football clichés can one fit into a two-minute video? Michael Spicer shows us with this brilliant skit.
the pundit who doesn't know what his opinion is pic.twitter.com/1JNoysuqDA
— Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) September 13, 2023
Everton are one step closer to a takeover, but do 777 Capital know what they’re buying?
— SimpsonsEFL (@EflSimpsons) September 15, 2023
I bet Kevin Bridges never expected this photo to pop up in the public domain almost 20 years later.
A Celtic fan holds a scarf containing obscene wording during the CIS Insurance Cup fourth round between Celtic and Rangers at Ibrox in Glasgow, Scotland. (2004) pic.twitter.com/3ooU0QcmyW
— Great British Getty Images (@shitbritishpics) September 3, 2023
Cristiano Ronaldo can still hit the target. Just not the right one.
— خريف عابر (@AbrKhryf) September 16, 2023
Peter Crouch demonstrating live on television that the bigger they are…
— Football on TNT Sports (@footballontnt) September 16, 2023
The Manchester United cycle just goes on and on and on…
It’s October 2024, Manchester United fans are #NagelsmannOut, Sir Jim Ratcliffe and Sheikh Jassim have sent their 38th bids in but the Glazers now value the club at £15b. Anthony Martial has picked up a knock in training.
— Cain Smith (@cainsmithMU) September 16, 2023
A simple guide to stopping Evan Ferguson (spoiler: you can’t).
How To Defend Against Evan Ferguson pic.twitter.com/fhQRQMCN9p
— WWN (@WhispersNewsLTD) September 4, 2023
Relatedly, this is top tier posting.
In tears with Evan fergies driving instructors tiktok pic.twitter.com/GKyaxWMXMQ
— wilf (@wilfhmy) September 3, 2023
Arsenal return to the Champions League this week when they face PSV. Can’t wait to see what happens if Cedric Soares has to defend Noa Lang.
Cedric playing for Arsenal in the UCL in 23/24 pic.twitter.com/FadBFOCkVG
— Alexander (@AMonFootball) September 11, 2023
A beautiful shot of a beautiful pass from Bruno Fernandes.
— @FernandesZone (@FernandsZoncopm) September 11, 2023
The Netherlands fans made their presence known in Ireland last week.
— OnsOranje (@OnsOranje) September 10, 2023
The only correct reaction to a Mexican Wave at a game of football.
Boos from the French support as bulk of Ireland fans refuse to join in with the Mexican wave. Never been prouder of them.
— Daniel McDonnell (@McDonnellDan) September 7, 2023
Fulham had the perfect clap back for John Terry, who continues to prove that trophies ≠ class.
— Fulham Football Club (@FulhamFC) September 7, 2023