The best and funniest tweets from the world of football this week, featuring Bruno Fernandes’ move to Manchester United, Jose Mourinho interviewing himself, and Sheffield United’s Billy Sharp becomes a professional new signing announcer.
Sporting’s transfer negotiator will be delighted to see the back of Man United.
The Sporting CP chairman when he opens his curtains every morning. https://t.co/DSa4KGCqvl
— Ronan Murphy (@swearimnotpaul) January 29, 2020
Spend big money. Fail to utilise his talents. Experience crushing disappointment. Rinse and repeat.
https://twitter.com/OfDupre/status/1222578283952459777?s=20
Man United have already discovered a way to save money on the deal.
https://twitter.com/spikezV3/status/1222900025514053632?s=20
Even so, Fernandes got his first start for Man United against the Portugal B team.
https://twitter.com/TiagoEstv/status/1223664648983056384?s=20
Leicester City are already disappointed by the transfer window.
https://twitter.com/Foxyproxy1313/status/1221447424679522304?s=20
Jose Mourinho, asking (and answering) the transfer market questions that matter.
Jose Mourinho just interviewed himself ???? pic.twitter.com/5P5k9LYjnq
— B/R Football (@brfootball) January 31, 2020
Billy Sharp should write all of the football chants.
Even the Skip wanted to get involved ???? pic.twitter.com/B6tHnDOCJv
— Sheffield United (@SheffieldUnited) January 30, 2020
Just look at what he’s gone and started.
“HE’S NORWEGIAN” ????
This guy. This chant. Welcome to Sheffield United, Sander Berge ???????? pic.twitter.com/vEMxP82pCj
— Sheffield United (@SheffieldUnited) February 1, 2020
I think Aston Villa are happy to be in the League Cup final.
EXHIBIT A in the case against "the cups don't matter":pic.twitter.com/Lf5DCpKRct
— Nick Harris (@sportingintel) January 28, 2020
Endless amounts of respect for Rhian Brewster doing a Gazza on it.
Rhian Brewster qui adresse un carton jaune à l'arbitre ????????pic.twitter.com/iLzNnPt6Q7
— The 92 Talk (@The92Talk_) February 1, 2020
It’s uncanny.
That baby is Phil Jones. https://t.co/4CktWgk9YO
— Jonny Sharples (@JonnyGabriel) February 1, 2020
Well done to Antoine Griezmann for going five minutes without doing something problematic.
https://twitter.com/_BabsJ/status/1222944360741908481?s=20
Football badges have peaked.
Remember the Icelandic volcano that we couldn't pronounce? Amateur club FC Eyjafjallajokull depicts the fiery apocalyptic scene on their club logo. This must be a contender for one of the most bizarre badges ever! pic.twitter.com/B4IlrcASoD
— Icelandic Football UK (@marcboal) January 28, 2020
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