Ste McGovern
The best and funniest tweets from the world of football this week, featuring Iran’s WMD, the true Premier League table, Southampton’s revenge, and what it’s like to be Manchester United manager.
The only true weapon of mass destruction.
What do you call this then? https://t.co/6N4Sdjr7YG pic.twitter.com/Xu3UsF7pUE
— Kyle Picknell (@kylepicknell) January 6, 2020
Liverpool won yet again this weekend, but this tweet goes to show that the whole is completely rigged.
Look away Liverpool fans, if you take away every point Liverpool have earned this season, Liverpool would be BOTTOM of the Premier League. Astounding stuff. pic.twitter.com/DvPOdiVq1E
— Sam Evans (@Samboevans) January 10, 2020
That must’ve been a sweet, sweet win for Southampton.
Just getting ready for the week ahead 😐 pic.twitter.com/afdOEMZidY
— Southampton FC (@SouthamptonFC) January 6, 2020
A convincing Manchester United win can’t mask the clusterfuck of an organisation it is behind the scenes.
Literally any manager trying to fix Manchester United pic.twitter.com/NLaDNstpmk
— Si Lloyd (@SmnLlyd5) January 7, 2020
Declan Rice is famously consistent, of course.
He probably will like it next week though as he has been known to change his mind!!! 😜 https://t.co/koKfDHnE6K
— Stephen Elliott (@SleevesElliott) January 10, 2020
Penalty, ref!
And they say I always dive… 👀😂 #NoVarNeeded pic.twitter.com/QhGiMRwE3X
— Raheem Sterling (@sterling7) January 6, 2020
Only in Ireland.
https://twitter.com/GazzaONuallain/status/1214667553961914374?s=20
You hate to see it.
😂😂😂 sorry for you loss bro https://t.co/Q74qaf0QO2
— Aymeric Laporte (@Laporte) January 7, 2020
Imagine being lucky enough to get picked out by a footballer like this, and all you get is a plain yellow top.
Hits fan with a ball in the warm-up 🤕
Remembers to find her after the game 🥰Adam Masina 👏 pic.twitter.com/3gw3DcdwWu
— Watford Football Club (@WatfordFC) January 6, 2020
And remember, football isn’t just the Premier League. Support your local club!
Ask Rochdale who will probably get TV for replay (£75k) plus gate the difference that replay could make to their budget. FA cup isn't just about bloody Prem Clubs. Shame members of the press cant take off their Premier League hat & see that 🙄 https://t.co/wi8ouDmDyb
— Darragh MacAnthony (@DMAC102) January 6, 2020
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