The best and funniest football-related tweets of the week, featuring the perfect pass, Cristiano Ronaldo’s awful acting in an awful advert, Daniele De Rossi getting in the spirit of Argentine football, and Frank Lampard the Tory Night King.
The timing, the weight of the pass, the vision. Pass of the century, this.
Malcom returns the ball to the ref with great accuracy
His reaction is priceless pic.twitter.com/Xpx3Dedbse
— Polo Maruwa (@elchaupo) August 11, 2019
Swing and a miss. And another.
Last night at Salford v Leeds… this was conveniently left out by Sky Sports 😂 pic.twitter.com/eoM377n2SB
— 𝔾𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕖 (@__alaw__) August 14, 2019
Imagine having as much money as Cristiano Ronaldo, but still willingly do this advert.
What have I just watched? pic.twitter.com/MVhuUbJVr4
— Si Lloyd (@SmnLlyd5) August 16, 2019
Gary, do yourself a favour and logout.
Yes there are two John O’Kanes.
The one I didn’t know was in a superficial bubble – football.
The other one that I know well, has worked with vulnerable children and adults for the past 15 years and everything that he does is with passion. https://t.co/jblCtIXwyo
— Simone O'Kane (@simoneokane) August 11, 2019
Something tells me Daniele De Rossi is going to get on just fine in Argentinian football.
No sabía que el Tano también hacía poemas. Un crack. pic.twitter.com/58VuM8W0QP
— Escobas y bidones (@escobasybidones) August 14, 2019
Frank, mate. No.
what’s lampard going for here – “tory night king”? https://t.co/DTh8HvmEE3
— Ken Early (@kenearlys) August 11, 2019
At least the Leeds United fan had an excuse, whereas this guy’s an alleged professional.
When you accidentally switch your controls on Fifa from classic to alternate pic.twitter.com/09wYtf4idB
— Pøgba Senior (@PassingTheSaIt) August 10, 2019
This is what you’d get if you crossed football with American Gladiators.
He got straight up😂 only Mitro is capable of this. How can you hate this guy?🤣🤣 https://t.co/MnitTHYVWj
— Steven Sessegnon (@_StevenSess) August 11, 2019
The greatest sixty seconds in the lives of Liverpool fans.
Brighton 1 – 0 Manchester City (Murray, 27’) https://t.co/a8GBb39fog
— Callum Jones (@_Callum_Jones_) August 12, 2019
Oh Celtic, will you ever stop embarrassing yourself.
Not again, Celtic pic.twitter.com/bZgLZU9GM4
— Adam Hurrey (@FootballCliches) August 13, 2019
Maybe think twice next time before you hit send. Could bite you in the arse five years down the road.
Hi Craig, remember this tweet back in 2014… I always remember it to this day. Ironically your a Villa fan who I made my debut with! Never tell anyone they can’t achieve something 👍🏻 @CraigTa90961607 pic.twitter.com/smCgi0VSlO
— Conor Hourihane (@ConorHourihane) August 11, 2019
This week has just been non-stop roasting.
Ooooh massive bite 🎣
Just because your arse fell out when Pardew threw the head on you…Get back to your Xbox! https://t.co/61rpYycvFl
— Jonathan Walters (@JonWalters19) August 13, 2019
Virgil talking sense.
— B/R Football (@brfootball) August 13, 2019
A class act.
A phenomenal player. A phenomenal person. pic.twitter.com/NN9n1PdZbS
— Melissa Reddy (@MelissaReddy_) August 14, 2019
It was a great night for Liverpool, but ended in bizarre circumstances for goalkeeper Adrian after suffering a freak injury:
— Reaaz Ahmed (@ReaazAhmed) August 16, 2019
Solidarity from everyone here at The Football Faithful to Andy.
In tears…. Devastating day…. Need a few villa mates…. Just had to tell my 13 year old son… I have incurable cancer and we won't be getting down to watch them in the prem…. So when we bicker about team etc… Think on please
— Andy Boucher (@AndyBoucher71) August 12, 2019