The best and funniest tweets from the world of football, featuring Norwich’s trolling of Manchester City, the startling impact Frank Lampard has had on Chelsea’s young stars, and Neymar’s negativity in Paris.
Norwich fans enjoyed that win over Man City anyway.
When you write “u up?” and see the 3 little dots pop up pic.twitter.com/TZ80b25Z87
— Aaron West (@oeste) September 14, 2019
The Canaries rubbed it in for good measure after the final whistle.
Beating Man City and then playing Blur. Incredible insult to injury.
— Grace Robertson 🏳️⚧️ (@GraceOnFootball) September 14, 2019
But they were well worth the win in the end.
— Harry Sherlock (@Harry_Sherlock) September 14, 2019
I wonder if Vincent Kompany is available to come back…
— football images that precede unfortunate events (@CursedFootball) September 14, 2019
Speaking of, this might be the best Kompany story you haven’t heard.
Just seen some of Vincent Kompany’s testimonial. I remember playing against him in an under 21’s game. He dislocated his shoulder, but the warrior he is, he convinced the physio to keep him on. Ironically he ended up getting sent off 5 mins later for a deliberate handball
— Cillian Sheridan (@CillianSheridan) September 12, 2019
What a difference a month (and a manager with foresight) makes.
Chelsea's 11 league goals this season have all been scored by academy graduates.
Before this season, 16 of their last 424 league goals were scored by academy graduates.
— Daniel Storey (@danielstorey85) September 14, 2019
The greatest moment in Emmanuel Adebayor’s career.
angry_arsenal_fans.gif is an entire decade old today. Drink it in. pic.twitter.com/M54k4vlsfs
— Adam Hurrey (@FootballCliches) September 12, 2019
That’s just naughty.
Imagine how fizzing certain British pundits would be at the ‘disrespect shown to fellow pros’ by this finish pic.twitter.com/7zOMO4TMYd
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) September 14, 2019
“Can we have our ball back, please?”
Not a single football has ever been returned by anyone at this event to a next door neighbour's child after they accidentally kicked it over the fence. https://t.co/7ppot7C0Vv
— Peter Smith (@Redpeter99) September 13, 2019
A good point, well made.
“Roy (Keane) likes talking about his medals. At the end of the day you can’t take the medals down the pub and have a pint with them. They don’t talk back to you. I’d rather have a couple of mates than a couple of medals, to be honest.” – Jason McAteer [F365] pic.twitter.com/nDGEhEmsX3
— MUNDIAL (H) (@MundialMag) September 14, 2019
This former Man City midfielder will never make the grade for Ireland with this carry on:
Jack Byrne showing his lack of experience at this level for Ireland by continually pointing at his feet and calling for the ball.
— Aussie Ryan (@catcher76) September 10, 2019
If there was a World Cup for sulking, Neymar would win every time.
You know how much this man has to hate being at PSG that he scores this goal and isn't happy about it? A melancholic king. https://t.co/MvJsAw76ck
— Zito (@_Zeets) September 14, 2019
A picture says a thousand words.
Average player value vs average player age in the Premier League pic.twitter.com/HmYqtSE87w
— alex b (@fussbALEXperte) September 13, 2019