Here are the best and funniest tweets of the past week from Football Twitter.
Jurgen Klopp is ready to leave, get this man out of Liverpool already.
Jurgen Klopp’s final @LFC press conference lasted all of eight seconds 😂⏰
🔗 https://t.co/TrFwdn0bka pic.twitter.com/sl2R8EwiRH
— Hayters TV (@HaytersTV) May 17, 2024
But we may still see him lurking in the shadows of Merseyside.
Calm down, Batman https://t.co/dZdMWb1PSh
— les roberts (@lesroberts77) May 17, 2024
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These are the moments we live for as football fans.
RACCOON! ON! THE! FIELD!!! pic.twitter.com/aMTpx84BBo
— Tom Bogert (@tombogert) May 16, 2024
Raquinho the Racoon running around the field for five minutes is the greatest moment in MLS history.
Screw it, raccoon highlights. 🦝 pic.twitter.com/n1weQHrmKe
— Major League Soccer (@MLS) May 16, 2024
Blazing a trail for all the young racoons out there.
Unofficially, Raquinho the Raccoon spent 161 seconds on the field tonight, which was the most by a raccoon in @MLS history. https://t.co/0UON9qSDbT pic.twitter.com/RayNNzj17w
— MLS Communications (@MLS_PR) May 16, 2024
⭐️🦝 BIG 9.3 FotMob rating for the MLS raccoon. https://t.co/quHBEGjvaS pic.twitter.com/4Vklt4v51j
— FotMob (@FotMob) May 16, 2024
The final day of the Premier League isn’t what it used to be.
Football fans on transistor radios on the last day of the season pic.twitter.com/aLnJTArD7d
— Bryan’s Gunn (@bryansgunn) May 18, 2024
So you’re telling me there’s a chance?
Im crying bro, he might be on to something 😭😭😭
https://t.co/CniG695yUO— AB⚕ (@AbsoluteBruno) May 18, 2024
And people want to complain about corrupt referees in the Premier League? It’s got nothing on the Netherlands.
Dutch ref has been banned for celebrating title with team. He gave the losing team 3 red cards and added on 15 minutes of added time when the winning goal was finally scored. After that, well he sang a song on stage and held up the trophy 😂pic.twitter.com/hLTvhQo16H
— John McAllister (@john_mcal) May 16, 2024
Max Allegri was sacked by Juventus after the most chaotic trophy celebrations of all time, and my man is completely unbothered. What a king.
— Massimiliano Allegri (@Maxallegr1) May 17, 2024
2- Allegri is the first coach to be sacked twice by the same team in the same day. https://t.co/FKjJoRAMI7
— Khaled Al Nouss (@khaledalnouss1) May 17, 2024
My guy is having the time of his life.
LIMBS. 🦵 pic.twitter.com/2biNtjvXze
— Southampton FC (@SouthamptonFC) May 17, 2024
Who knew Southampton fans were such Hardy Boyz enthusiasts?
Jeff Hardy before he enters a ladder match pic.twitter.com/WARZXqFais
— Ste Hoare (@stehoare) May 18, 2024
https://twitter.com/90sWWE/status/1791855056662196677
Zizou could still do a job for Real Madrid.
Du grand Zinédine Zidane ✨💙🤍 pic.twitter.com/IxDRRMium1
— FC Girondins de Bordeaux (@girondins) May 14, 2024
The Nottingham Forest owner has the same tattoos as your ma’s boyfriend.
Why’s he posing like a Casa Amor bombshell? https://t.co/WKdiyEM809
— Ellis Platten – AwayDays (@ellis_platten) May 13, 2024
https://t.co/H4bOQaZ2mt pic.twitter.com/p1bqATvfeg
— َ (@8rucey) May 13, 2024
The Lord is a shithouse.
God just scored a screamer in the away end. https://t.co/yRMHMHefeZ
— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) May 13, 2024
Aston Villa have qualified for the Champions League, something that wouldn’t have been possible without that infamous moment against Sheffield United four years ago.
All because they turned off goal line technology against Sheffield United in 2020 https://t.co/ez4YZHZhs3
— Dan Myers (@sufcdan12) May 14, 2024
Man United fans are spreadsheet fiends now.
https://twitter.com/ybees3/status/1790351002727539189
At least they still have the glory days of finishing 19 points behind Man City to reminisce on.
https://twitter.com/ThePeakSanti/status/1790118758704427121
Antony is a weird dude, right?
— Tim Stillman ⭐️⭐️ (@timstillman_) May 12, 2024
Doing his bit for the team.
https://twitter.com/ChroniclesWA/status/1791922998540210546
Sent it for a sandwich.
He’s ruined the bus’ career there 😅😂 pic.twitter.com/u8Yx1ikE3S
— Football F*ck Ups (@FootbaIIFckUps) May 16, 2024
Say what you will about Jose Mourinho, the man is a quote machine.
He’s actually so full of bars https://t.co/Xs4eGeXOqU
— Jack Moore (@Jack_Moore7) May 17, 2024
Absolute scenes. The kind of moment you dream of as a kid.
A 90+11th minute equaliser on the final day of the season to avoid relegation. Boavista stay up with the last kick of the 2023-24 campaign.pic.twitter.com/R6PvDzgOR0
— Alex Gonçalves (@Aljeeves) May 18, 2024
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