It’s time for another round of the best and funniest tweets on Football Twitter from the past week.ย
And oh boy is there a lot to get through. There was the small matter of the St. George’s cross being redesigned, while one of Chelsea’s star players hit an indescribable shot.
There’s also Richarlison bullying one of his Spurs’ teammates in virtual reality, a debate on whether Son Heung-min would be a better leader than Winston Churchill, Nottingham Forest’s points deduction, and so much more.
When this week started, I bet Nike didn’t think this tweet would kick off an online furore that’s still ongoing.ย
A playful update to the ???????????????????????????? of St. George appears on the collar to unite and inspire. pic.twitter.com/lXEjXhbIJO
โ Nike Football (@nikefootball) March 18, 2024
England flag controversy ignores the real scandal
Weirdly, no one noticed all the other times the St. George’s cross was altered on an England jersey.ย
you shouldn't mess with the flag, except all the times it's been done already and no one gave a shit ???? pic.twitter.com/xsedhN5qXx
— EPTD (@eptd_) March 21, 2024
Do you remember the riots of 2010 when Joey Barton and fellow patriots took to the streets in faux outrage about the St George's cross in four different colours… pic.twitter.com/kdSGNRby9p
— Kit Crimes โฝ๏ธ (@KitCrimes) March 21, 2024
The mere sight of the new cross is causing England fans up and down the country to spontaneously implode.ย
Just seen the new England flag on the TV pic.twitter.com/sRGThqSNqN
— Samplo Corvodina (@TreborRhurbarb) March 23, 2024
Nike aren’t the only guilty party here. This lot belong in prison, or worse: Wales.ย
Thousands of vile England fans deface the St George's flag at the World Cup ???????????????????????????????? pic.twitter.com/FMUGlshu1x
— Alfie | HITC Sevens (@HITCSevens) March 21, 2024
I can’t believe they put this on the sacred England shirt. Disgusting.ย
DISGRACE having that on an England shirt.
Nike should recall all kits immediately. pic.twitter.com/RItosEwFS8
— Mr Quinn (@JordToon) March 22, 2024
The worst international kits released this month
Good thing we have honest brokers like Nigel Farage to set things straight.ย
Leave the colours of our national flag alone, says Nigel Farage https://t.co/BKYIoCQBwZ pic.twitter.com/adIJdWGTLy
— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) March 22, 2024
Mind you, the kit is being snapped up by the Three Lions’ key constituency.ย
3XL already sold out, what a country pic.twitter.com/G28P8sQzka
— Harley (@whuharley18) March 21, 2024
The best England kits of all time
We need to show respect to the one true flag.ย
https://twitter.com/_windridge_/status/1771310008967287116
And when I said one, I meant two, obviously.ย
— barney farmer (@barneyfarmer) March 22, 2024
Or three.ย
— Macca (@The_Paris_Angel) March 22, 2024
Just imagine if they tried this on with the Brazil flag…
https://t.co/h0VPbu1IL4 pic.twitter.com/OHSlnvQKYf
— danny g (@GILFXYLE) March 22, 2024
Five memorable games between England and Brazil
For God’s sake, is nothing sacred anymore?
Fuck sake now the lions have had their nails painted…. What next?? https://t.co/E6s90ljWin pic.twitter.com/gHhwRm5MKv
— Lord Ash โฐ๏ธ (@Ash__1992__) March 23, 2024
Wait, you mean to tell me the England flag is… stolen? This proud nation would never steal a thing from another country without permission – right?!
Fun fact about the England flag is that in 1190 English merchants licenced its use from Genoa as a disguise to protect English ships in the Mediterranean & the King paid an annual licencing fee for its use. Eventually England stopped paying the fee & it just.. became our flag. pic.twitter.com/qBetWA8MAG
— Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives (@darren_cullen) March 22, 2024
Shaking my head vigorously at this. Once again Marcus Rashford is pushing his agenda down our throats.ย
Keep politics out of football ???????????????? pic.twitter.com/5HvCL5WRKJ
— Nathan (@NathWrigley) March 19, 2024
Raheem Sterling may have committed the worst shot attempt in Premier League history.ย
This angle is outrageous pic.twitter.com/wHwDqgLh3l
— ???????????????????????????? (@angeliapt4) March 18, 2024
It gets worse the more you see it.ย
It gets funnier the more you watch it ???????????????????? pic.twitter.com/shiv4nP7Wc
— Nathan โญ๏ธโญ๏ธ (@cfcnathan26) March 17, 2024
Fantasy Premier League: Double gameweek fixtures confirmed
These two deserve their own reality TV show at this stage.ย
Emerson Royal shitting himself on a virtual reality walk the plank is in unironically the best thing I have ever seen pic.twitter.com/9ommNZ2ptl
— Billie (@Billie_T) March 23, 2024
The flag drama really took away from the real issues we should be talking about.ย
โChurchill could get us top 4 but son couldn't of won the world warโ pic.twitter.com/8XQjbKvUgQ
— Jake. (@YedIin) March 18, 2024
Now we need to solves the real mystery.ย
That's the Kate saga solved. Now where's Tyrell Malacia https://t.co/oziYVie7IN
— Jamie H TOUR TICKETS ON SALE (@JamieHComedy) March 22, 2024
The Incel Derby is upon us.ย
Hold the fuck up lads
The Virgin Derby is upon us pic.twitter.com/bJfiW2ocjQ
— ???????????????????????? (@OfficialVizeh) March 19, 2024
Nottingham Forest were deducted four points, but it could have been a lot worse.ย
???? The Premier League have this evening published an amended version of the sanctions against Nottingham Forest detailing a further 10-point deduction. pic.twitter.com/YVnXqdVKCa
— Tom Dutton (@TomDutty) March 19, 2024
Who could be sold by Nottingham Forest following financial breach?
Man City just want a level playing field, is that so much to ask for?
city winning a threepeat in a league full of financial cheats will go down as the greatest underdog story in football history https://t.co/k1qxpoqpNQ
— m (@morganmcfc_) March 18, 2024
Every points deduction in English top-flight football
It’s always a good time to enjoy a Spurs chicken breast.ย
Itโs the day after Patrickโs day. A great time to enjoy a delicious Tottenham Hotspur chicken breast pic.twitter.com/HWqVLR4eyZ
— David O'Doherty (@phlaimeaux) March 18, 2024
Does anyone actually want to make the top four?
Villa & Spurs battling for CL football pic.twitter.com/PbIr4vBlTF
— โข แด แดแด ษชแด แดสสษชs โข (@fullback03) March 17, 2024
Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp had an inexplicable meltdown over an innocuous question.ย
The end of Jรผrgen Kloppโs interview with Danish TV. ????pic.twitter.com/sSmi5LA4wE
— Danish Scout (@DanishScout_) March 17, 2024
Real Madrid ‘monitoring’ Liverpool star amid contract talks
We’ve all made mistakes in life.ย
Nice mate mine was spending ยฃ80 on eafc24 ultimate edition https://t.co/V3bAUtzuO3
— Luke (@Lukedutchh) March 22, 2024
Antonio Conte to Bayern Munich? This could be very funny, just not for Harry Kane.ย
Do you think all of professional football is now a psy op to see how much stress Harry Kane can take before he goes on a killing spree in his Sketchers?
The evidence is growing tbh. https://t.co/3tP3XNgw8n— Forza Bahab (@Forzabahab) March 20, 2024
Dune 2 is finally in cinemas, not that Roy Keane is impressed with Paul Atreides’ carry-on.ย
'So he's ridden on the back of Shai-Hulud, so what? He's the Lisan Al Gaib, that's his job. He's not won anything yet. Save the celebrating for when you lead the Fremen to paradise.' pic.twitter.com/Lx8jfvFKCD
— Ross Sayers (@Sayers33) March 17, 2024
There’s love in those French eyes.ย
Never beating the allegations pic.twitter.com/XF9XpIm0K0
— brick van exel (@guerlainguerier) March 18, 2024
One of the few realistic statues out there.ย
The fact theyโve already made statues for Bellingham is mental https://t.co/iwFNehsegd
— steven Klopp (@stevenKloppLFC2) March 19, 2024
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