Here they are now, the very best football tweets we could find from the past week.
Something tells me management might not be for Troy Deeney.
Seen a fair few people share the transcript of what Troy Deeney said about Dabo, here's the audio for those interested – sounds even harsher hearing it. You're meant to support your players, not publicly shame them. What happened to the importance of mental health @T_Deeney?? pic.twitter.com/dW9wOnVAvU
— Debajyoti Choudhury (@TDC1991) January 14, 2024
To the surprise of absolutely no one, Deeney was sacked by Forest Green Rovers.
In 6 months he’ll be on a podcast saying he’s a better league 2 coach than pep https://t.co/UVMu6TX52r
— Andrea (@driz_and) January 18, 2024
He’s been joined in the unemployment line by one Jose Mourinho.
Jose Mourinho ???????? get ready to learn international football buddy
— Alex (@alexfrco) January 16, 2024
Ivan Toney made his long-awaited Premier League return with Brentford – but Nottingham Forest fans were having none of the bombastic fanfare on Saturday.
In case you didn’t know Ivan Toney is back…”what the f****** hell is that?” Chant the Forest fans pic.twitter.com/kmjadGpIaE
— Sam Ellard (@SamEllard) January 20, 2024
Ivan Toney announces ‘I’m back’ in five-goal thriller
Jordan Henderson has joined Ajax with an ambitious goal.
Jordan Henderson comments on leaving Saudi Arabia: pic.twitter.com/r2qSsKJstY
— WWN (@WhispersNewsLTD) January 19, 2024
Brighton have managed to make the slow-moving January transfer window a little more interesting with their announcement video for Football Manager icon Valentin Barco.
Introducing our latest @FootballManager wonderkid… ???????? pic.twitter.com/Udg1iwefxO
— Brighton & Hove Albion (@OfficialBHAFC) January 20, 2024
Thomas Tuchel is doing his bit for the window by bringing the Spurs band back to together for one last show.
The exact moment Conte's fetishism for aging barclays players was transmitted to to Tuchel https://t.co/e1ZDXENgna pic.twitter.com/D0bxymQYLF
— Duncan (@ketaminedrams) January 19, 2024
Each Big Six side’s unsung hero this season
Manchester United have poached one of Man City’s head honchos to be their new CEO – and made a telling statement while doing so.
Now that’s a statement for ya. https://t.co/NPCF88ZRL9 pic.twitter.com/Yp9gCKWf2I
— Jonas Adnan Giæver (@CheGiaevara) January 20, 2024
The real disgrace here is the fox is not, in actual fact, in the box.
Wasting a cheetah at fullback is a disgrace. CBs too slow. And you haven’t put the fox in the box. Awful https://t.co/haqTSWjtnX
— the abominable pollinator (@bootcutgenes) January 17, 2024
Round of applause for whatever genius does the Premier League broadcast schedule.
Bournemouth v Liverpool on Sunday kicks-off at 16:30, broadcast on Sky. The last train from Bournemouth to Liverpool is at 17:06.https://t.co/aM3Fu9Q5rw
— David Phillips (@lovefutebol) January 19, 2024
Lovely scenes after Isaac Romero was promoted to Sevilla’s first team.
Get yourself some friends like the ones #SevillaFC striker Isaac Romero has.pic.twitter.com/adUUxfpzFS
— Football España (@footballespana_) January 17, 2024
Get Jay-Jay Okocha kitted up. He could probably still do a job for Nigeria.
Super Eagles X @IAmOkocha ???? Motivated! #soarsupereagles #letsdoitagain #afcon2023 pic.twitter.com/0G2rQqgaoY
— ???????? Super Eagles (@NGSuperEagles) January 18, 2024
Premier League players at AFCON
Sadio Mané has probably already heard all of the jokes following his wedding this past week.
https://twitter.com/gillesofftheweb/status/1748418865426506216
Throwback to when Jamie Vardy was an unrepentant maniac. He probably still is, to be fair.
"With great power comes great responsibility." – Jamie Vardy ????️ ???? pic.twitter.com/W9xHl0e3K9
— Leicester City (@LCFC) January 17, 2024
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