It’s time for another round of the best and funniest tweets we spotted on Football Twitter this past week.
Wait, Sandro Tonali got charged for betting on games again? Oh dear.
Tonali as soon as his ban ends https://t.co/amuerq8mEq pic.twitter.com/JvCtPZY0Id
— Ahmed (@ahmedIfc) March 28, 2024
Tonali betting on how long he was gonna get banned for after the hearing: pic.twitter.com/quANbuJdpl
— 2 Cold Scorpio (@Ic3Evaa) March 28, 2024
Not the best look…
This doesn’t look to good in retrospect. ????#NUFC #FPL pic.twitter.com/BVgfcjhza4
— Will (@NUFCWill1892) March 28, 2024
Howe says Tonali sought help for gambling ‘illness’
Tonali, probably:
https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/1772404403976245368
AC Milan made out like bandits.
AC Milan when they were negotiating Sandro Tonali’s move to Newcastle pic.twitter.com/WoN1qV6LUp
— Nacho Varga (@khanya_sotashe) March 28, 2024
Harry Kane has scored 40 goals in 40 games, yet it’s looking like he will end another season without a trophy.
Dortmund hadn’t defeated Bayern Munich away from home since 2014, Bayern hadn’t lost a league title in 11 straight years, Bayer Leverkusen had never won a Bundesliga title in their history, until one man arrived pic.twitter.com/Slsjfih7wI
— TS???????????? (@Trujista) March 30, 2024
Bayern receive Harry Kane boost ahead of Arsenal clash
Kingsley Coman won a league title in all 11 seasons of his career. Then Harry Kane became his teammate.
— Paddy (@PaddyArsenal) March 30, 2024
Of all the times for Dortmund to finally get a win over Bayern, it had to come when it mattered the least.
Dortmund winning the one Der Klassiker that didn’t matter to basically deliver the title to Leverkusen: pic.twitter.com/sIzZev3pnJ
— Casey Evans (@Casey_Evans_) March 30, 2024
Perennial bridesmaids Bayer Leverkusen upped their game the second Kane arrived in the Bundesliga.
Bayer Leverkusen when they heard Harry Kane was attempting to win a trophyhttps://t.co/xEuue11fOF
— Janty (@CFC_Janty) March 30, 2024
Xabi Alonso is doing incredible things at Leverkusen.
Convinced we are all living in a Xabi Alonso FM save where he resets the game every time he loses pic.twitter.com/iQCfLhU0XB
— Project Football (@ProjectFootball) March 30, 2024
Alonso confirms Leverkusen decision amid Liverpool links
The Tories are putting together a migrant crime league table – and Football Twitter had a lot of fun with the idea.
The immigrant league: https://t.co/KDlHn3UrQs pic.twitter.com/GaFPq1RR8P
— Akakabuto ???????? (@AFCugz) March 30, 2024
There’s been a late crime in Portsmouth but for who Chris Kamara? https://t.co/7PryAhg7B4 pic.twitter.com/xv1Fu8TV5j
— Jack (@thejdtucker) March 30, 2024
Me after putting my life savings on Albanians to win the treble: https://t.co/gg0tzNFE6V pic.twitter.com/UHCm31ZSdT
— Joe (@JoePark03) March 30, 2024
Peckham Nigerians vs Enfield Albanians pic.twitter.com/aYkxRdLXEr https://t.co/k8i5peekwr
— John Cutty (@Carbon1King) March 30, 2024
Wow, this has to be the most random football Easter egg someone has discovered on an American television program this week.
The Steve Martin doc on Apple pans to the audience when he is playing the Playboy club in the early 70s and low and behold shows these boys ???????????? pic.twitter.com/YJ6NCcru3M
— Tom Happens ???? (@tomhappens) March 29, 2024
Nevermind, I spoke too soon.
Absolutely delighted to do some detective work and find out that Gary O’Neil stars in the US Office pic.twitter.com/HudFQZhWlT
— James (@_jwynny) March 26, 2024
The Easter puns were out in full force this week.
Judas when Jesus came down for breakfast on Easter Sunday 33 AD pic.twitter.com/3QvwjICInt
— T G J (@thatguysjokes) March 30, 2024
Peter Drury is in his absolute element.
Peter Drury thinking about all the puns he can say if Gabriel Jesus scores from a cross on Easter Sunday pic.twitter.com/k4KRyhQ2jV
— Will (@WillM_20) March 29, 2024
JESUS HAS RISEN!
NORTH LONDON HAS RISEN!
WHITE ROLLED THE BALL AWAY AND IT WAS A HOT CROSS BY RICE THAT WAS FINISHED BY JESUS ON TODAY, THE LORD’S DAY!
FORGET EGG HUNTS, THIS IS THE TITLE HUNT, AND ARSENAL’S HOPES HAVE BEEN RESURRECTED!!! https://t.co/AYc7jSoqdf
— James Allen (@JamesAllen27) March 30, 2024
This is a once-in-a-lifetime shot.
Only Hibs could manage this ???????? pic.twitter.com/e327JnZjJa
— Sᴛᴜᴀʀᴛ ᴍᴀᴄ (@ottawascot) March 30, 2024
It was bound to happen.
https://twitter.com/HibernianFC/status/1774094470419525634
As good a time as any for reconciliation.
The Good Friday Agreement https://t.co/AkWq2Q30R3
— Adam Lynch ???????? (@AdamLynch27) March 29, 2024
Brentford absolutely dominated Man United on Saturday, but the Red Devils could not in good conscience accept the victory.
Man U gave them a goal back because they didn’t deserve the win. Real men.
— Jordy (@jordyinit) March 30, 2024
Can you give us the lottery numbers next?
Oh no Phillips is coming on. 4-3 Newcastle incoming
— Charlie Fry (@Charlie_Fry_) March 30, 2024
Poor Kalvin Phillips just can’t catch a break.
Kalvin Phillips isn’t just playing his way out of the euros. He’s playing his way into an Old Firm loan move.
— Shutts (@Shuttsapalooza) March 30, 2024
Greatest Easter weekend comeback since 33 A.D.
— Jonny Sharples (@JonnyGabriel) March 30, 2024
Moyes criticises ‘wrong decision’ in Newcastle defeat
Huge congratulations to the US state of Georgia.
Georgia become the first US state to qualify for the European Championships. https://t.co/aDa03Y3aA2
— Richard Jolly ???????? (@RichJolly) March 26, 2024
Wait a second, you mean to tell me Joey Barton is a completely unserious hypocrite? Colour me shocked.
The tragedy of the culture wars and the male midlife crisis in three images. pic.twitter.com/2KhYialgrO
— Otto English (@Otto_English) March 23, 2024
England kit controversy ignores the real scandal
It gets good around season 50.
guys im getting into football but i didn’t realise how many episodes there were. not spoilers for tonight please pic.twitter.com/C5sGiUBlmo
— Evie ♡ (@EFCevie) March 26, 2024
Emil Forsberg should probably reconsider his priorities.
Ghosting your family to go play for New York Red Bulls is wild behavior man yeeeesh ???? https://t.co/uuR8QohDU6 pic.twitter.com/nfVfLtuHoF
— dazzle (@dazzlinho) March 25, 2024
Ba-dum-tish.
Ireland v Switzerland is a great game for the Neutrals
— Minister for Spuds at the Dept of Bacon & Cabbage (@FCTwenteBenson) March 26, 2024
One of these days the FAI will hire a new Ireland manager.
Paul Simon and the search for Irish managers. Uncanny. pic.twitter.com/4DmAjo2Iii
— Kieran Cunningham (@KCsixtyseven) March 27, 2024
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