Another week, another round of the best football tweets from the platform formerly known as Twitter.
Joey Barton decided to make himself the main character on Twitter this week, so the internet responded by dunking on his sexist nonsense.
Alex Scott : 140 caps, 12 goals, MBE
Joey Barton : 1 cap, 0 goals, GBH https://t.co/fRoJApZd8K
— Dan (@Dan_Lovelady) December 7, 2023
I am shocked to discover that the twice-convicted violent criminal Joey Barton has reactionary views on women working in men's football – he always seemed like one of the good guys.
— Alfie | HITC Sevens (@HITCSevens) December 7, 2023
Joey Barton's recent Google searches. pic.twitter.com/U6kNsTLcQ3
— Jonny Sharples (@JonnyGabriel) December 7, 2023
The four South Americans to reach 300+ Premier League appearances
+1 – Joey Barton had more cards (84) than games won (83) during his Premier League career. Representation. pic.twitter.com/XB6HBqgNAs
— OptaJoe (@OptaJoe) December 7, 2023
The poor soul can’t even get basic facts right.
Well, this is embarrassing… pic.twitter.com/GbwFQQvNkk
— Andy Cantwell (@AndyCantwell) December 8, 2023
The Arsenal in Mesut Ozil means he can never resist a jab at Spurs.
Who else should be able to break that record? ???? Bottle Job FC is back ???? https://t.co/AX6q18lUHm
— Mesut Özil (@M10) December 8, 2023
Postecoglou demands more from Spurs attackers
Tony Bellew’s silence on Everton’s points deduction is deafening.
Ant an Dec – “Tony this is blended Kangeroo testicles, now you must drink the whole thing to win a meal for camp”
Bellew – “yano what boys, that must have been a load of testicles blended there, but yano what’s an even bigger load of bollocks? The premier league corruption!” https://t.co/w3M6FCRSrL pic.twitter.com/MMm1DuuJNp
— TPH (@TPH141190) December 5, 2023
But of course, Sean Dyche has already gotten the Toffees out fo the relegation zone.
“You think struggle is your ally? You merely adopted the relegation battle. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the top half of the table until it was already New Year, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!” https://t.co/GJax8e2qjk pic.twitter.com/DWPDYGRC00
— Scully (@isthatscully) December 7, 2023
Who you gonna call?
When Pompey needed a long range wondergoal in 2006 pic.twitter.com/cUhH8HDnoq
— Chris Lewis (@ChrisTheLewis) December 7, 2023
There’s something unnerving about Roy Keane in civvies.
The head of sixth form on non-uniform day pic.twitter.com/MUZJmOtML1
— Culture Ultras Football Podcast (@thecultraspod) December 8, 2023
That’s one way to celebrate a goal.
He looks like he's tapping out to the Walls of Jericho, hahahahaha https://t.co/qWEkoERhiF
— Wrighty (@wrightsnake) December 6, 2023
This is what you call seizing an opportunity.
I’d like to accept that offer https://t.co/FBrHkkjOzh
— Foxy (@LukeFox96) December 7, 2023
The longest unbeaten home runs in Premier League history
We saw a little bit too much of Trent Alexander-Arnold in midweek…
https://t.co/mV5lM2Tw50 pic.twitter.com/JQ0BoR0ZrX
— Ollie (@Ollie_LFC2) December 7, 2023
Liverpool aim ‘to win the Premier League’ after going top of the table
Pedro Porro in a nutshell.
— ac (@niceonesonnny) December 7, 2023
Is time even real anymore?
Anthony Martial is only 21 months away from being eligible for a Manchester United testimonial.
— Daniel Storey (@danielstorey85) December 2, 2023
At least Sadio Mane seems to be enjoying himself over in Saudi Arabia.
Mane might just be the funniest person in the world lmaooooo https://t.co/UiFcg31xhG
— ???? (@Gideoomatic) December 2, 2023
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