The best tweets from Football Twitter this past week, featuring Cole Palmer’s four-goal salvo, why you need a John Terry, and the opponent Leo Messi does not want to face on the pitch.
The prophecy has been fulfilled.
WHAT ABOUT 4🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/u0bplIPjtX
— BG™️ (@s1mon_g) September 28, 2024
Read – Cole Palmer sets new Premier League record with Chelsea goal glut
Tim Sherwood needs to be taken off television permanently.
Are you nuts?😭😭😭https://t.co/AZnoVdXYXp
— ًًً (@ibzsmo3k) September 28, 2024
That sinking feeling when you don’t have Cole Palmer in your FPL team.
— FPL Focal (@FPLFocal) September 28, 2024
Read – The only Premier League players to score four or more goals in one half
He’s no John Terry.
What you need is a John Terry pic.twitter.com/qm0Spe0OuV
— Bryan’s Gunn (@bryansgunn) September 28, 2024
Brentford became the first Premier League team to score in the first minute of three successive games. But haven’t won any of them.
Brentford after scoring in the first minute: pic.twitter.com/hMiruFi57b
— Joe (@JoePark03) September 28, 2024
The High Line Derby.
Really looking forward to Brighton vs Spurs next week pic.twitter.com/z2fZ79DUx1
— Yapi 🐐 (@BhaHarvey) September 28, 2024
Is that good?
To put Wolves long-term form into context, they have picked up 6 points since March 10. That is 5 Premier League points FEWER than current Championship team Burnley in that timeframe.
— Colin Millar (@Millar_Colin) September 28, 2024
A through ball so good it killed a defender.
📺 Just drink in the devastating, counter attacking football from The Minstermen. 😍#YCFC 🔴🔵 pic.twitter.com/NJ0leV3MAl
— York City FC (@YorkCityFC) September 24, 2024
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The magic of the cup.
Americans who sound like Carabao Cup ties pic.twitter.com/mtaR9yAYLg
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) September 26, 2024
Not so magical for this West Ham fan, though.
— The Footy Feed (@TheFootyFeed) September 26, 2024
Leo Messi wants none of that smoke from Calvin Bassey.
The 🐐 is scared of ONE player pic.twitter.com/WYFQBQGHTz
— Out of Context Football Manager (@nocontextfm1) September 27, 2024
Read – Five of the best Premier League player rivalries
Truer words have never been spoken.
The charm about football is that you hate the other teams but crucially you hate your team the most https://t.co/8WAwKNVAM6
— Y (@tinscognito__) September 26, 2024
Max Verstappen has been touched by the Leeds Curse.
🙃 https://t.co/PhhW8pBA12 pic.twitter.com/5pnDagJHi8
— Tom Bellingham (@TomP1Bellingham) September 27, 2024
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Nothing worse than getting caught in a lie.
Sometimes you gotta exaggerate your goals 👀😂 pic.twitter.com/yqiFbpYtjc
— Moses Duckrell (@MosesDuckrell) September 23, 2024
Everton’s new owners want to hire Maurizio Sarri.
Sarri 10 minutes into his first Everton game https://t.co/3S6RavHNLq pic.twitter.com/bjtnGlxPm0
— T G J (@thatguysjokes) September 25, 2024
Office life really do be like that.
“AI is coming for your jobs” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football lineups on and off for 8 hours
— bobby (@bobbylikesbeers) September 24, 2024
Erling Haaland has erased poor Mick Quinn’s legacy.
FFS I wish Roy Keane would have tackled his Dad in his bollocks and I would have still had 5 @premierleague records left 😩 pic.twitter.com/0zN0nd3fmb
— Mick Quinn (@mickquinn1089) September 22, 2024
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